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JAKE: I wouldnt worry a whisker about it pets hes just taking a good old fashioned nap about it.

JAKE: The blessed goof just cant help himself he always has to be the most extreme badass in the room.

JAKE: What he doesnt realize is that he sounds like a crazy rebrand of a shitty product like a gogurt or something when he says this.

JAKE: Like the product wasnt catching on with the whippersnappers and so its got a whole jester suit of bells and whistles and its the xtreme 2000s.

JAKE: Possum? My bestest friend context clues is telling me that you just used the word possum as a pun for "assume" but its like youre not even trying for cat puns anymore.

JAKE: ... Yes it is very much a selling point though.

JAKE: Oh game like hunting. Thats a good one.

JAKE: Still a bit of a stretch if your thing is cat puns but i am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are some kind of wickednasty hunter bitch.

JAKE: I knew it!!!

JAKE: Sometimes it takes a minute but you know what they say a watched pot always gets the worm!

JAKE: Or something like that.