Nepeta: Ship away.

You decide that you've been dreaming of claws for ages. The evidence only piles up with time. You frequently dream of having claws, because you have claws in real life as well. As far as things go, this one is stone cold canon. Not that you care about that kind of thing anyway. You're a shipping elite, you don't have time for talk of ships that are canon.

You also decide that you are UNREQUITEDLY YEARNING for your CAT HAT, and that IF YOU HAD TO PICK A DUDE, it would be your TINY MOTOR CARRIAGE. Thankfully, you don't have to pick a dude, because your TINY MOTOR CARRIAGE has a terrible case of COMPULSORY HETEROSEXUALITY for your SEVERED TAIL.