Bonfire: Check WATCH THE THRONE app.

Shit, someone killed Atrocious Lorenzo. Fucking RIP.

Not that I cared too much - he was Honkifex for like, a month and a half.

Inaugurating the new Honkifex is always such an ordeal. Gotta change my social media layouts to their art to swear fealty, gotta block all people who went and aligned themselves with some pretender to the title, gotta attend the ceremonies and retweet the updates and shit, all that pomp and circumstance for some guy whose Faygo-riddled corpse we'll be lugging off the clown iron throne in two weeks.

Carnival ain't for everyone, I guess.