JADE: so how are the two of you feeling?
JANE: Fairly chuffed, actually.
JANE: I feel like a strapping young dick, ready for a long night in the world of imagination.
JANE: Not unfamiliar but you know...
JANE: Like the me of yesterday, sobbing in a dress too fancy for the patissier work it was designed for, failing to make the most simple of syrups is long gone.
JANE: Years in the past!
JANE: Let's not dwell on it.
JANE: The new era of Jane Crocker is upon us!
JADE: what about you john?
JOHN: i don't feel like i'm choking to death any more. which is good.
JOHN: um. stop me if this gets too weird, but i kind of want to try... more.
JADE: what do you mean?
JOHN: like... i like it. more than i was expecting to, ha ha.
JOHN: is that normal?
JADE: normal? its so exciting!
JOHN: uh.... is it?
JOHN: i don't think i've ever been exciting before.
JADE: it is!!!
JADE: trust me i can walk you through all this!
JADE: you know, when i first wore a skirt it was super nerve-wracking.
JADE: even though it was just me and bec
JADE: and a dog cant be a transphobe
JADE: a dog will always love you!
JADE: but sometimes you get the impression that youre just doing things wrong you know