Jade: Make some coffee.

Well, that was pretty simple.

It tastes like shit, but you can't tell if that's because it was alchemized or because you just don't like coffee. Nevertheless, you feel your MADE UP STAT THAT RELATES TO HOW MUCH COFFEE YOU HAVE CONSUMED gauge go up. "PERK"? You're calling it PERK.

Maybe that will help you feel a bit better about going about your day.