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TT: Let's talk about this fake Welsh sword. 
TT: Do you believe it could be Excalibur?
TG: no it was called caledfwlch 
TT: Yes, that's the bitch. 
TT: It's the same sword.
TG: damn why am i running around here with king kongs sword
TT: Have you no respect for Camelot?
TT: You call their monarch King Kong. How deeply heretical. 
TG: i dont know shit about history
TT: There are only so many legendary Welsh swords.
TG: yeah 
TG: it was a sword
TG: it cuts through things 
TG: its perfectly functional 
TG: it just works 
TG: its like second nature to use a sword at this point 
TG: i dunno i dont really think id need to use anything else 
TG: its worked just fine for me 
TG: why are you pestering me about my swords all of the sudden
TT: You brought this up. 
TT: Also, *all of a sudden. 
TG: jesus
TG: alright im gonna get the fuck out of here 
TG: we are being our worst fucking selves right now
TG: what was that thing my catgirl self called it 
TG: an ultimate self
TG: we are being our ultimate selves right now 
TG: but in a really shitty awful way 
TG: like were just the worst 
TT: Would it be safe to let this sit? 
TG: it doesnt seem like anything heres alive
TG: the worm only showed up once i was in there for a bit  
TG: like im the shitty gamecube it wanted to play in its secret apartment 
TG: im taking its severed head 
TG: it blinked cutely at me and i have fallen in love with it 
TT: Karkat will be jealous. 
TG: no he wont 
TG: not fallen in love in a romantic way its not dave x worm hours
TT: Be careful with it also... 
TT: Mark down this Olive Garden. 
TT: If it's not a threat to any life, barring yours, we can just visit it later. 
TG: barring mine
TT: Immortal. 
TG: cruel to say to me 
TG: what if this is secretly the most heroic thing possible 
TT: Then your memory shall be a blessing. 
TG: fuck 
TG: okay the only thing alive was a weird robot worm  
TT: It's robotic, not alive.
TG: who cares 
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[ Strap on your fantasy seat belts and brace your asses for victoria lacroix! ]