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TT: Cool.
TG: its not that cool
TT: What type of sword is it?
TG: sord
TG: classic friend
TG: its fine
TG: feels fucking BAD against my hands
TG: like i forgot about how fucking shitty it is to hold
TG: it just sucks its like when you press a nerve and it goes numb
TG: and you gotta just fucking shake your hands
TG: you can feel the blood running through it like its a fuckin kid on extreme makeover home edition
TG: that white blood cell just found a fucking gamecube inside the secret entrance in his room
TG: and its just fucking full of bacteria that motherfuckers gonna engorge itself on
TG: that blood cell is gonna grow up and store so much weed in that lockbox
TG: actually maybe nvm wasnt there a history of those families losing those homes because they were fucking expensive
TT: Don't let this hilarious bit about a blood cell playing a Gamecube be lost to the realities of class disparity.
TG: dont worry i wont im workshopping it as we speak
TG: the gist is that i wish i didnt give the cool one to my catgirlspritesona
TG: the one thats probably fake welsh
TT: You keep calling them your catgirl sona.
TT: Were they not bigender?
TT: A boy birdsprite and a girl cat troll at the same time.
TG: shit i dunno
TG: i mean i guess id be okay with being a catgirl
TG: itd kick ass to be a catgirl actually
TG: i could just be fucking obnoxious about it
TG: id make cat puns and just knock water bottles off of tables
TG: follow people into the bathroom
TG: slide my shitty little paws under the door
TG: this whips actually
TT: Yes, I would expect less out of you if you were a cat girl, if that's what you're getting at.
TG: hold on cat girl
TG: not the same as catgirl
TG: like video game and videogame
TG: theres a differance
TG: shit i dunno
TG: catgirl doesnt have to be a girl thing i guess
TG: like a square and a rectangle
TT: I don't think this metaphor works.
TT: All girls are catgirls, but not all catgirls are girls?
TG: are you a catgirl
TT: I was, at one point.
TG: is jade a catgirl
TT: ... That's a hard no, I'd think.
TT: Really, it's an easy pick.
TG: but thats circumstantial 
TG: how does jade feel about dogs
TG: like is she excluded from being a catgirl because shes a dog
TT: You could just ask her.
TG: whatever its a hypothetical
TG: do you want me to dm her like 
TG: hey put the catgirl ears on 
TG: atop your already extant dog ears
TG: ugh its grossing me out already
TG: lets talk about something else
TT: You can't rely on that as a means of backing off of an uncomfortable truth forever. 
TG: is terezi a catgirl
TT: Almost certainly not.
TG: this conversation topic still bites
TT: Like a cat, or like a dog?
TG: fuck you im gonna talk about my swords instead
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[ manifested in the brain of victoria lacroix ]