It's incredible how your commissioner is able to talk out loud the same way the young kids who flood your newsgroups every autumn type.
That's a little bit mean, but... you enjoy your work a lot, you take it very seriously. But it seems that even when your nose is to the grindstone, she can't take it seriously. Sometimes you wish you could bring her here, talk face to face.
You'd surely give her the same stern drubbing you imagine giving the same BBS and newsgroup trolls you just compared her to.