You're not going to go from beefing a sale because you're an assumptive creeper right into this one, no matter how sweet your boss sounds when she's asking how much of it you know now.
This whole thing is bad news. The set of floppies you installed the compiler from was dripping with unidentified goo. When you pulled back the cover to make sure the disc itself hadn't been damaged, you traced your finger along the insides.
It was membranous in a way you can't forget.