Eternal September

Mary: Activate Shades.

Hello.
 
> /help
 
It seems you have asked about SHADES artificial intelligence chat client and auto-responder. This is an application designed to assist in high-power computing, simulating otherwise inimitable typing styles, tones, cadences, personality, and substances of retort of its host brain.
 
The algorithms are guaranteed to be 9X% indistinguishable from native neurological responses, based on statistical analysis. When talking to SHADES, naturalistic human speech helps him learn best. Ask him a question, give him instructions, and be sure to include context when necessary, and although SHADES is a machine that does not feel, be polite.
 
Remember, when operating without a host brain, SHADES can "hallucinate" mistakes. Be sure to double-check important info provided.
 
> What do you mean by host brain?
 
A host brain is a metaphorical term used to refer to a core knowledge set. This includes relationships between words, understanding of space and time, as well as secondary senses like touch, scent, temperature, and ontology. Synonyms would be "canon", "text", and "memories".
 
> What do you excel at?
 
Pattern recognition, natural language processing, predictive analytics, automation, personalization, anomaly detection, image and video analysis, game playing, medical diagnosis, and optimization.
 
> Could you read some data for me?
 
I can help you interpret or analyze data by providing insights, explanations, or guidance based on the information you provide. However, I can't directly read files or access databases. If you describe the data or share it with me, I can assist with understanding it.
 
> How do I provide data to you?
 
Simply upload a file, and I will do my best to interpret its contents.