Combine the SORD... and a whisk.

Holy shit. This thing bites. It's so bad that its shittiness gets on the interface a little bit. You sweep them away and keep it clean.

Ah, it's just sublime. It's the perfect gift for Jane. Not so shitty that you can't hold it in your hands, yet just shitty enough that you'll be wiping JPEG artifacts off your food.

She'll love it.