Roxy: Combine Bee Movie with the Bible.

You make LEFT BEE-HIND.

The brain child of the brain childs of PAUL LALONDE and JERRY SEINFELD.

The cover alone... it's beautiful. Barry B. Benson plays his starring role as BEE RAYFORD STEELE, a fair-weather Bee Christian who is mysteriously FORESAKEN when the Bee Rapture happens.

As it turns out, bee culture is actually just filled with remakes of human movies, but with bees and bee puns, and with BEE jammed in front of names. You try not to think about it, but it does raise some questions. Does bee culture have rapture-based theology? Was this made in a cultural power grab by an Evangelical bee, out of a patchwork read of a text thousands of years old to lead bees into a new age of Bee Christofascism? Is BEE RAYFORD STEELE's love interest also a human woman?

You have a lot of questions, and you know you shouldn't think about them. You really doubt Jerry Seinfeld meant for it to be that deep.

This, of course, is no present for Jane. This one's definitely for you.

This scathing critique of a dead culture gets your brain going though, and you know just what to make.