Burning Down the House

ARANEA: ::::) ::::) ::::) ::::)

YAOIBORN: OW, FUCK! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

YAOIBORN: ALL OF YOU BLUE WOMEN ARE PSYCHOPATHS. OR SOCIOPATHS.

YAOIBORN: PERHAPS EVEN. DARE I SAY IT. DARK TRIAD MUCH???????????

YAOIBORN: GET YOUR FOOT OFF OF MY COCK AND BALLS, YOU UPPITY CHAPLAIN WENCH.

YAOIBORN: I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW. WHAT EXACTLY THE UTTERLY PITCH FORCE WITH WHICH YOU HIT ME MEANS. VIS A VIS. MY STATUS AS A GIANT SEXUAL SNAKE.

YAOIBORN: PERHAPS THIS BURST. THIS SWELL. THIS THROBBING. GRANDIOSE SMUT ENERGY IS ENOUGH. TO KEEP ME ALIVE.

ARANEA: You're disgusting.

YAOIBORN: AND YET YOU DO NOT MOVE YOUR FEET. CURIOUS!

ARANEA: You are very smart.

ARANEA: Tell me what you meant 8y f8ilure, and we can call this little dalliance a wash for all parties involved.

YAOIBORN: I AM UTTERLY. FUCKING. THRILLED. WITH MY ENDING. AS YOU CAN SEE.

YAOIBORN: BY THE FACT THAT I AM SMILING AND LAUGHING.

YAOIBORN: THE GRANDEST. AND HIGHEST SCOPE VILLAIN IN ALL OF PARADOX SPACE!

YAOIBORN: AND THE MOST YAOIS MOTHERFUCKER. TO EVER STRUT HIS SHIT.

YAOIBORN: SO MANY MOVING PIECES HAD TO FALL INTO PLACE. JUST TO RID THE WORLD OF ME.

YAOIBORN: NO ONE WILL EVER. *EVERRRRRRRRRRR*. STEP TO MY CAPACITY. TO BE THE WORST KIND OF BASTARD THIS STORY HAS TO OFFER.

YAOIBORN: BUT WATCHING YOU. ON THE LITTLE SCREENS OF MY PLANET.

YAOIBORN: IMAGINE THE JOY I FELT. IMAGINING MY SISTER'S HYSTERICAL SOBS OF GENUINE DISTRESS.

YAOIBORN: WHEN YOU TURNED HEEL FOR JUST. A LITTLE BIT. OF THAT HIGH.

ARANEA: That wasn't a f8ilure, it was a *tactical decision*.

ARANEA: Not that I expect a force-of-n8ure vill8in like you to understand what that is.

ARANEA: Here we are, in a new timeline, reconstructed out of the desira8le parts of doomed timelines.

ARANEA: A masterful act of canonical syncr8ism.

ARANEA: And here you are, 8leeding out.

ARANEA: That 8lood is soaking into the sand, like meow8east piss into its litter.

ARANEA: I succeeded.

ARANEA: Let's see those ghostly eyes of yours.

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