JOHN: hey, c-check this out!
CALLIOPE: what am i looking at here? :U
JOHN: trrrruck.
CALLIOPE: well, i know that, goof.
JOHN: i don't know where it came from -
CALLIOPE: oh, jeez. jeez...........
JOHN: and if i can get up my man grit...
JOHN: i can just push it-
CALLIOPE: Use yoUr powers, silly!
JOHN: no, hold on-
JOHN: i want to do the video game thing-!
CALLIOPE: what?
JOHN: in old pokemon games there was a truck-
CALLIOPE: fascinating! :U
JOHN: well, it's- more than that-
JOHN: this truck was never, ever reused-
JOHN: and you could only get to it through hacks-
JOHN: or through specific sequencing- hnnnh-
CALLIOPE: that's a lot of thoUght for a trUck...........
JOHN: well-
JOHN: those games were really old-
JOHN: so every- byte- counted-
JOHN: and people would always- believe-
JOHN: harumph-
JOHN: that there was something hidden under that truck-
JOHN: like a mew!
CALLIOPE: i don't know what a mew is...........
JOHN: really?
CALLIOPE: i basically only know aboUt yoUr joUrney and the things referenced in yoUr joUrney!
CALLIOPE: it's all i was allowed to grow Up with........... admittedly with a heavily redacted version...........
JOHN: well- do you know what a pokemon is to begin with?
CALLIOPE: yes, of coUrse! it's like fidUspawn. :U
JOHN: well, mew was like the ancestor of all the pokemon-
JOHN: and it never showed up in the game!
JOHN: but someone coded it in-
JOHN: maybe it was meant to show up for real, but some thing happened and it didn't-
JOHN: but all that code still existed- hnnh-
JOHN: so mew could appear in glitches- and bugs-
JOHN: and people loved that-
JOHN: including- me-!!
JOHN: i was in- grade school when- pokemon was popular-
JOHN: and the inter net could teach people- to look for secrets like- that-
JOHN: so i remember all of this so- well-
CALLIOPE: wow...........
CALLIOPE: are yoU sUre yoU need no help, john?
JOHN: i'm-
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