i am sending this message to jade harley. it is with the hopes that she will receive it as intended. this message will repeat until its purpose is served.
i will be relaying instructions as you need them.
JADE: guh
JADE: what station is this on!!!
JADE: where are you broadcasting from? callsign me!!! >:O
i cannot respond to your queries. by the time they reach me, the important moment will have passed. my words are reaching you through hawking radiation, emitted from the black hole. they hit the surface of your atmosphere and spread across the heaviside layer, where it reaches a tower, recycled and rebroadcast to your radio.
The Singularity is upon us. you must prepare.
JADE: i dont know what that means!!!
JADE: okay i know what a singularity is but
JADE: auuuugh :(
JADE: you underlined it and capitalized it so it probably means something different
JADE: im not good enough at morse code to keep up...
when the time comes, we will duet, our powers in tandem bringing the party across the tangled space. you must be in peak form, witch.
JADE: tangled space... okay so. that's probably the black hole right?
JADE: so the singularity is probably the black hole kind
JADE: and not the robot uprising kind
JADE: that's a dumb name for the black hole
JADE: wait, witch??? i havent been up to anything witchy in ages!
JADE: all i do is shrink garbage and think about new ways to build dumb houses for people!
JADE: and you know what that is? EXHAUSTING XO
i assure you, your latent power remains within you. lacking the catalyst of the green sun, you will need another source, one equal in power. in the meantime, you must practice your speech. repeat after me.
JADE: i havent had green sun powers in ages either, gosh...
JADE: hey, voice, this is all a lot to take in!!!
JADE: could you slow it down for me?
second to the right,
JADE: second to the right,