GG: Helloooo! :B
TG: hey janey!
TG: what's s'up
GG: Just checking in on my bffsie, just wanted to make sure she's all settled in!
TG: fuck yea im getting settled in
TG: callie just got home and were havin a fuckin time of it
GG: Oh? What kind of time are you having?
TG: p i z z a time baybey!!!
GG: Oh *shoot*, that sounds really good right now.
TG: well its been just okay mostly
TG: alchemized the worlds shittiest pizza earlier
TG: like for real it was so fuckin bland
TG: walked out in a huff over how bad it was
TG: was real r00d to the carapace whose house i alchemized the pizza in
GG: Yes... alchemized food is never quite as good as you'd think.
TG: thats why im learning to cook em from scratch
GG: Oh??? You're baking??? Without ME???
TG: listen u r ALWAYS welcome to come over and clean our clocks with ur mad baking skills
TG: everybody knows the m in mlg stands for baking and the g stands for gjane crocker
GG: Then what does the L stand for, in this amazing gamer acronym?
TG: its not really there
TG: like an abstraction
TG: its there in ur inventory for givin it to shitty nerds who cant bake
TG: like me and callie
TG: we just gotta take that L for not bein as good at baking as ms crocker herself
GG: I have lost track of the space we're playing in entirely.
TG: me too
TG: ur absolutely welcome 2 come over tho, forreal
TG: we gots plenty of uh
TG: flour and shit
TG: its lookin like the end of scarface in this biznatch
GG: I'll take a rain check, if it's all the same.
GG: I've spent all day cleaning and being awkwardly almost-yelled at, and I think a nap is in order.
GG: You should be making your dough in advance anyway for pizza, otherwise it doesn't crisp up in the oven.
TG: i will 4 sure keep that in mind
TG: how are U holdin up girl
TG: u gettin yelled at sounds rough
TG: who would EVEN yell at u...
GG: It was Jade. I think I deserved it?
TG: ahhh the classic crocker conundrum
TG: whatd u do
GG: I was being kind of nosy about her business while cleaning up John's house.
TG: what kind of secrets would jade even keep...
GG: I don't know! That's the thing. I didn't learn.
TG: are u gonna
GG: I'm not gonna snoop on my ectodaughter.
GG: Don't you have pizza to make?
TG: haha yeah
TG: callie is chopping up the pineapple now
GG: ...Pineapple? For the love of god, Roxy.
GG: Please tell me you have something savory to match it.
TG: OFC i am im not stupid
TG: we got ham cubes
TG: we got sweets
TG: we got meats
TG: and we got a whole fuckin ton of chease
GG: Anything special in the dough?
TG: more chease
GG: What cheese?
TG: please spell chease correctly.
GG: * Chease.
TG: thank u miss pizza cop
GG: I'm not a cop! I'm just concerned my friend may be eating subpar pizza.
TG: its the classic chease friend, its mozzarella
TG: and cheddar in the crust
GG: Freshly grated?
TG: mozz yes
TG: cheddah no
GG: Sounds good, sounds well-constructed.
GG: I'd personally put some more meat on there, just to be safe.
TG: thank u for approval pizza queen crocker will do
TG: more meat comin up
TG: thank u for ur pizza knowledge
TG: im listening