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NEPETA: :33 < hi! what the fuck

NEPETA: :33 < earth? like the human planet?

NEPETA: :33 < what are we doing here?

NEPETA: :33 < ssooooorta?

NEPETA: :33 < ooooooh. oh my gosh.

NEPETA: :33 < yesh!

NEPETA: :33 < or w3ll, erm, i was.

NEPETA: :33 < hrmmm. *nepeta pawnders her clawptions*

NEPETA: :33 < *before she shakes her head vigorously!*

NEPETA: :33 < no. i think i'm good!

NEPETA: :33 < i'm clawntent to get the h33l outta pawdge.

NEPETA: :33 < all she does is ask about vwhiskers...

NEPETA: :(( < she doesn't even have the pawliteness to gr33t me...

NEPETA: :33 < *she sobs SO SO SO egr33giously about it! ahoo hoo hoo hooooooo.*

NEPETA: :33 < the world's unluckiest pretty girl...!!! *snift snift*

NEPETA: :33 < *awawawawawawa...*