Burning Down the House

JANE: If the council has decided, then I think Nepeta is up next.

DAVE: yeah nepetas next

DAVE: dont worry about uh

DAVE: whatever that kind of emotional catharsis thing the wizard guy went through

DAVE: that made him not want to come back

DAVE: we talked it out

DAVE: davesprite and nepeta i mean

DAVE: fuck this is confusing already

DAVE: how does rose do it

KARKAT: ARE YOU FUCKING GOOD, DUDE?

DAVE: uhhhhh

JANE: Right. If she wants to come back, then... I suppose everyone else should weigh in.

JANE: If you have anything damning to say, speak now or forever hold your peace.

KARKAT: NEPETA? NEPETA'S NOT BAD.

TEREZI: SH3S 4CTU4LLY SUP3R COOL >:]

FEFERI: Nepeta is a delig)(t!

KARKAT: I WOULDN'T GO THAT FAR.

KARKAT: BUT... OUT OF ALL OF OUR DEEPLY FLAWED FRIENDS, RANGING FROM RUINING HIS WORKOUT CLOTHES IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE WHEN YOU TELL HIM NO, TO A THROBBING BONE BULGE FOR GENOCIDE,

KARKAT: NOBODY COMES OUT OF THAT WITH CLEANER HANDS THAN NEPETA.

KARKAT: SHE'S INSUFFURABLY SW33T.

KARKAT: I MEAN SWEET.

KARKAT: INSUFFERABLY.

TEREZI: YOU DONT N33D TO T3LL M3 WH3N YOUR3 DO1NG SOM3TH1NG 1NSUFF3R4BLY W3 C4N 4LL T3LL

KARKAT: GET BENT.

KARKAT: I GUESS I DO HAVE MY OWN BAGGAGE HERE.

KARKAT: SHE USED TO BE REALLY, REALLY, OBSESSIVELY INTO ME.

FEFERI: S)(e was pretty weird about it, boat since we're playing fast and loose wit)( )(ow forgiveabubble it is...

KARKAT: I DIDN'T HAVE THE TIME OF NIGHT FOR ANYONE EXCEPT MYSELF, PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE.

TEREZI: 4ND M3

KARKAT: THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

TEREZI: 4ND D4V3

KARKAT: HE HAS PLENTY OF TIME, COME ON.

TEREZI: 4ND J4D3

TEREZI: 4ND 3R1D4N

TEREZI: 4ND G*MZ33

TEREZI: 4ND SOLLUX

TEREZI: 4ND-

KARKAT: LHTGLUJKHTG34KJHSDFGSDIKDIJFGHDFKJGHFDGFDG

KARKAT: JUST CALL ME A FUCKING SLUT, I GET IT!!!

TEREZI: OK4Y, SLUT >:]

KARKAT: MY POINT, IF YOU WILL LET A NASTY PALESLUT LIKE ME HAVE IT, IS THAT IF ANYONE IN OUR FUCKED UP LITTLE CIRCLE TRULY DID NOTHING WRONG, IT'S NEPETA.

KARKAT: SO I THINK IF ANYONE DESERVES A SECOND CHANCE, IT'S HER.

KANAYA: Are You Sure-

KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK. OF COURSE. WAS I NOT CONVINCING ENOUGH THERE.

KANAYA: I Did Not Finish Speaking

KANAYA: Do You Wish To Be Here For The Revival

KARKAT: I'LL JUST STAND OVER HERE AND WE'LL BE NORMAL. WE'LL ALL BE SO FUCKING NORMAL ABOUT IT!

KARKAT: WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN, I TELL HER I HAVE TWO SIGNIFICANT OTHERS AND SHE JUST DIES AGAIN OF HEARTBREAK?

KANAYA: Its Possible

JANE: I've done this before.

JANE: If you need to, I can handle it myself.

KARKAT: DON'T TALK DOWN TO ME. WE'RE BEING NORMAL!!!

KARKAT: AND THAT INCLUDES YOU, TEREZI. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT HER MAJESTY'S SUPERLATIVE WINGSPAN. OR HER SHARP TALONS. OR HER THROBBING... WHATEVER IT IS YOU ROLEPLAY ABOUT.

TEREZI: YOU TOLD M3 TO B3 NORM4L

TEREZI: 4ND WH4TS MOR3 NORM4L TH4N H4V1NG S1LLY FUN W1TH FR13NDS >:]

KARKAT: ... I JUST DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. FINE. FUCK.

KARKAT: RAKE ME OVER THE DAMN HEATROCKS FOR NOT WANTING TO BE PARTY TO YOU TWO BEING CRINGE.

TEREZI: *B4PS YOU S3NS3L3SS W1TH H3R 1MP3R14L M4J3STY'S F4T T41L* E4T SH1T >:D

TEREZI: F1R3 TH3 R3V1V1F13R C4NNON NOOOOW >:D >:D >:D

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