FEFERI: Do you know w)(o's in t)(e dreambubble now?
KARKAT: A LOT OF INSUFFERABLE ASSHOLES.
KARKAT: 4 WHOLE SESSIONS WORTH.
FEFERI: THAT'S RIGHT! 38D
FEFERI: One of t)(ose sessions was one befoar ours - o)(, Beforus, befoar us, I *just* got t)(at - and t)(ey turned out just as fucked up as we were...
FEFERI: I couldn't even tell )(alf of w)(at some of t)(em were belaying!
FEFERI: And w)(at I could tell t)(ey were saying was really offinsive too... Like your fincestor, Karkat, )(e just blat)(ers on and on...
KARKAT: YOU'RE RIGHT, HE DOES.
KARKAT: I HAD TUNED HIM OUT THE WHOLE TIME! AND HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE. COULD YOU FUCKING IMAGINE, IF PEOPLE STARTED TUNING ME OUT?
KARKAT: EVERY WORD I SAY IS SO CRITICALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT, WE'D ALL SURELY DIE IF PEOPLE STOPPED LISTENING TO ME.
FEFERI: W)(ale I don't know aboat all t)(at carp.
FEFERI: It's more t)(at )(e reminds me of all t)(e people w)(o would talk negatively about me online...
FEFERI: Just for being t)(e princess. 38(
FEFERI: So I just t)(oug)(t t)(at t)(ey're not wort)( fis)(ening to after a w)(ale.
FEFERI: I'd tuna in if t)(ey were talking aboat me but I realized... t)(ey all didn't pike me at all.
FEFERI: I t)(ink t)(e rustblooded one said s)(e did want to pike me. But I t)(ink t)(at one was a double entendre! Since a pike is also a kind of weapon!
FEFERI: Boat w)(en t)(ey're not clamplaining aboat M-E, t)(ey just re)(as)( t)(eir old drama forever.
FEFERI: I've )(eard so muc)( about t)(at darned rabbit...
FEFERI: It's really lame! I don't care about w)(atever it is t)(e nerdier Vriska says...
FEFERI: It doesn't matter but t)(ey all talk aboat it like it does...
FEFERI: T)(ey don't even fig)(t! T)(ey just say "Do you remember w)(en t)(is )(appened?" and it makes everyone uncomfortabubble.
FEFERI: The only time it boiled over was a terribubble fig)(t... 38(
FEFERI: Boat I didn't know t)(em, and it'd be crappy of me to )(alibut in.
FEFERI: I got a good enoug)( empression of t)(em anyway!
FEFERI: -Enoug)( to say t)(ey SUCK!
FEFERI: And enoug)( to say... I sucked too. 38(
FEFERI: Per)(aps it's weird of me to t)(ink as muc)(, since I never actually did it, and it was anot)(er me t)(at did it.
FEFERI: But I was t)(e -Empress of t)(at w)(ole planet!
FEFERI: I wasn't even conc)(fis)( of it, but I t)(ink I got my feel on being a leader for now.
FEFERI: If you reeeeeely need it, I can )(elp! I know enoug)(... Boat I kind of just want to... relax! Soak in our victory!
FEFERI: Float down t)(e lazy river!
KARKAT: ... WELL. OKAY.
KARKAT: I GUESS I CAN'T STOP YOU.
KARKAT: WHAT *DO* YOU WANT TO DO?
FEFERI: ... I liked caring for sea creatures. 38)
KARKAT: ACTUALLY... WE MAY HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. DON'T WORRY.
FEFERI: 38D!!! YIPP-E-E!!!