TAVROS: yOU KNOW, tHAT YOU'RE LYING,
TAVROS: aND I DO TOO, yOUR NIGHT IS GOING GREAT,
TAVROS: aND ONLY GOT BETTER ONCE YOU GOT UP AND AWAY FROM ME,
JAKE: Is it so wrong for a friend to want to cut a rug with another friend?
TAVROS: iS SHE YOUR FRIEND,,,? i READ YOUR MESSAGES, AND IT SEEMS, tHE AMOUNT YOU LIKE HER, iS NOT VERY MUCH,,,
JAKE: Its............ complicated.
JAKE: I guess its less complicated now than it was then but it certainly has its own share of baggage.
JAKE: Youre an eligible bachelor yourself surely youve had your share of strange relationships with women of the cerulean persuasion.
TAVROS: yES, i HAVE, bUT I AM HERE bECAUSE,,, I THOUGHT I WOULD BE BETTER OFF HERE, tHAN THERE,
TAVROS: oN ACCOUNT OF HER HATING MY GUTS, AND THINKING I SUCK,
TAVROS: aND AM uH, ONLY REALLY GOOD WHEN I AM LIKE HER, aND CAN MATCH HER, iN HER ABILITY TO BE RUDE TO PEOPLE,,,
TAVROS: bUT,,, (uGhhhh, HHHhhhh,,,)
JAKE: Right her. Not that i could forget her.
TAVROS: sHE SUCKS,
TAVROS: bUT SHE WAS ACTUALLY, KIND OF RIGHT, aBOUT NEEDING TO BE, a CERTAIN KIND OF PERSON TO GET PEOPLE TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOU,
TAVROS: aND NOT IGNORE YOU,
JAKE: Do you need to put on airs about being a certain kind of person tavvy.
TAVROS: i DON'T THINK, tHAT YOU OF ALL OF THE HUMANS, i COULD BE TALKING TO, HAVE A MEANINGFUL LIFTSTUMP TO LEAN UPON HERE,
TAVROS: yOU SAID, tHE WORD ABSQUATULATION EARLIER, aND I COULD PICK UP FROM THE CLUES, pROVIDED BY ITS CONTEXT THAT IT MEANT, tO HIGH BALANCESTUB IT, oR PERHAPS, SKEDADDLE,
TAVROS: bUT I DON'T THINK THAT IS A THING YOU WOULD SAY,,, iF IT WAS HONEST, AND TO A BRO,,,
TAVROS: aND IN FACT, uM, i THINK YOU MAY BE FULL OF SHIT,
JAKE: ... Well damn if ive not been dressed down over this twice over tonight.
JAKE: As they say i guess im hardly fooling the oldest wives at the tale-traders knitting circle.
TAVROS: nOBODY FUCKING SAYS THIS, aND THIS IS MY POINT,
JAKE: *He pushes his glasses up his nose...*
TAVROS: ACTUALLY IT'S NOT, bUT IT'S ONE OF MANY, I COULD CONCEIVABLY RAISE, wHEN DISCUSSING THE WAY YOU TREAT ME, AND OTHERS, BUT MOSTLY ME,
TAVROS: hAVING NO FRIENDS, IS DIFFERENT FROM HAVING FRIENDS WHO HATE YOU,
TAVROS: aND IF I AM BEING TRUTHFUL, aND HONEST,
TAVROS: i THINK I PREFER HAVING NO FRIENDS, }:(
JAKE: Well now ive certainly thought that many a time.
JAKE: I thought this when we got here to earth, and if it werent for things going well tonight id have packed my bags and moved away frankly.
TAVROS: gREAT, tHANK YOU,
JAKE: Dont be like that you know what i mean.
TAVROS: i DON'T THINK I DO, aCTUALLY? wHAT ARE YOU SAYING IF NOT, tO PISS OFF,
JAKE: Well its simple. Theres people who care for me.
JAKE: And theyre people who care for me a lot less conditionally than i might have thought.