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JANE: Did you spend that whole beat panel thinking that up?
DAVE: sorry lmao 
JANE: I can tell you're just as sorry as I am hurt! >:B
DAVE: youre right im not very sorry at all 
JANE: What's so funny, anyway?
DAVE: ill tell you when youre older 
DAVE: do you want this fruit or not 
JANE: Sure, I'm gonna be cooped up here for a while though. 
JANE: She made me promise not to let Rose or Kanaya take her to bed.
DAVE: aight
JANE: I suppose the cat is out of the bag now but... 
JANE: Could you keep this one hush-hush? 
JANE: Not everything has to be such a federal fucking issue.
DAVE: yeah sure i wont tell a soul
DAVE: locking this shit up and throwing away the key
JANE: Sigh. You sure are Roxy's kid, aren't you. 
JANE: Who will you break this confidential information to first, Mr. Zipperlips?
DAVE: karkat 
DAVE: and then the mayor natch
JANE: Okay, that's fine. I don't think Karkat would care that much-
JANE: What are you laughing at.
JANE: Go make your fruit salad, or whatever!
JANE: >:B!!!
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[ victoria lacroix began trolling you ]