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TEREZI: H4ND M3 TH4T F4YGO
ROSE: Oh?
TEREZI: 1 N33D TO ST4ND UP BUT MY H34D 1S K1LL1NG M3 
ROSE: I doubt this would help.
TEREZI: W3LL YOU SUR3 4S FUCK DONT KNOW WH4T F4YGO T4ST3S L1K3
ROSE: Is it not strawberry-flavored?
TEREZI: 1 M34N Y3S BUT 1N TH3 S4M3 W4Y 1M 4 WOM4N 
TEREZI: L1K3 Y34H 1 4M BUT...
ROSE: Very cute analogy. 
TEREZI: OK4Y H3R3S TH3 DOWNLOW
TEREZI: 1T W1LL F33L *B4D* BUT NOT *WRONG*
ROSE: I guess I just don't understand the difference between a Faygo headache and a slurpee headache. 
TEREZI: 1TS L1K3 4 S1R3N VS TH3 C4LM1NG P1TS 4ND P4TS OF 4C1D R41N 
TEREZI: H4V3 YOU 3V3R-
TEREZI: HOLD ON L3T M3 TH1NK 4BOUT HUM4N 4N4TOMY FOR 4 MOM3NT TO CONSTRUCT TH1S M3T4PHOR
TEREZI: ON3 T1M3 D4V3 S4T 4T TH3 TURNT4BL3S GR1ND1NG OUT T3RR1BL3 B34TS FOR SO LONG H3 COMPL41N3D 4BOUT H1S "P1NCH3D N3RV3S"
CALLIOPE: *slum slump slurp*
TEREZI: 4ND H3 COMP4R3D 1T TO TV ST4T1C???
ROSE: Hm. Yes, this is a common thing with humans. 
TEREZI: WH4TS L1K3 4 TROLL P4R4LL3L 
TEREZI: FUCK 
ROSE: Do you not get pinched nerves?
TEREZI: NO OUR BOD13S 4R3NT STUP1D 4ND BULLSH1T >:]
ROSE: You say after being incapacitated by a sugary drink.
TEREZI: DONT B3 4N 4SSHOL3 
CALLIOPE: *sluuuuuuuuuuurp*
TEREZI: 4ND 4R3 YOU G3TT1NG 1T OR NOT 
ROSE: I suppose it couldn't hurt more.
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[ manifested in the brain of victoria lacroix ]