VRISKA: Can you turn that shit off? I was trying to sleep.
TAVROS: dIDN'T KARKAT SAY FOR PROSPIT DREAMERS TO, AVOID THAT,,,?
VRISKA: What he doesn't know can't hurt him. What are you, a narc?
TAVROS: i DON'T THINK THAT'S TRUE,
TAVROS: aND SORRY, i'M STILL NOT ADJUSTED TO THE ROCKET CHAIR, aND THE uH, LOUDNESS, OF IT,,
VRISKA: Adjust to it then, and adjust it to 8e fucking quieter. I didn't graciously gift it to you only for you to ruin my sleep with it.
VRISKA: If need 8e, I could always rescind this kindness.
TAVROS: i THINK YOU'RE BEING, uNNECESSARILY CRUEL HERE,
VRISKA: Like fuck I am, it's a necessary cruelness.
VRISKA: Listen, we've got too much to do 8efore The Reckoning and there's no way I'm going to let my leech of a kismesis get in the way.
TAVROS: wHY DO YOU KEEP THINKING WE'RE KISMESISES,,,?
VRISKA: It's o8vious, isn't it? I mean, wow. If we weren't destined to 8e h8m8s you wouldn't 8e so fucking loathea8le.
TAVROS: aRE YOU SAYING, HATEMATES, oR HOMOS, i CAN'T REALLY TELL,
VRISKA: Wow, need I add homopho8ia to your ever-growing list of aggression?
VRISKA: As repar8ions, why don't you stop w8sting my time and go do some more quests or something.
VRISKA: We all need the most rungs on our echeladders we can get!!!!!!!! 8ut especially you.
TAVROS: dO I HAVE TO,
VRISKA: If you don't want to get your crunch extrusions kicked in by the 8lack King, you do. You know what they say, vis a vis coming at the king and missing!
TAVROS: yEAH, bUT THE LAST DUNGEON WE DID, wAS UH, yOU JUST PUSHED ME INTO A BIG HALLWAY FULL OF UNDERLINGS AND TOLD ME TO, "PULL WALL TO WALL",
TAVROS: aND I WAS VERY THOROUGHLY, oWNED }:(
VRISKA: Yeah, it's called "tanking", dum8ass.
VRISKA: You would have 8een fine if you didn't keep walking into my AOEs!
TAVROS: dON'T DAMAGE AND TANKS NORMALLY COME WITH, hEALERS,,
VRISKA: Sure, if you fucking suck.
VRISKA: Just 8e good at the game and you won't need to waste your precious time on crutch shit like healing.
VRISKA: 8ut in your very special case........
VRISKA: May8e we *do* need to get Feferi down here to carry you through all your quests.
VRISKA: Or may8e Kanaya! She's way too lenient with you already, she'd pro8a8ly jump at the chance to clean up after you.
TAVROS: wELL, uH, iF YOU SAY SO?
TAVROS: wHICH ONE SHOULD I START WITH,
VRISKA: I don't care, anything as long as it gets you up your loserladder. Do one of the soko8ans. Complete one of those jigsaw puzzles.
VRISKA: Do one of those puzzles where you match the animal with the sound they make. Skaia must have made this wiggler shit perfect for someone like you.
TAVROS: ,,,tHIS IS YOUR PLANET THOUGH?
VRISKA: Wh8ever! Just save the one with the sun logo over it for me. That's where the denizen is. That one's mine.
TAVROS: fINE,
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