Victoria: Engage in between-act self-insertion.

No, no, no. This is ALWAYS a bad idea. Besides, I'm not even Victoria at the moment! That's one of the many names the former-god cat has right now. I'm BONFIRE MANGOLOVANIA.

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It's damnable heresy to not have a clown name at a Jubilite meet up. I tried, though. The name sounds like one of the bad flavors of Monster, the colors work together well enough. The paint's original. I'm getting a good grade in clownsonas, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.