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TEREZI: WH1L3 W3R3 JUST SHOOT1NG TH3 SH1T
TEREZI: 1 D1D K1ND OF M34N WH4T 1 S41D 34RL13R
JANE: That could be referring to so many things.
TEREZI: H4V3 YOU 3V3R H4T3D SOM3ON3 FOR NO R34SON
JANE: Before we get in too deep, do you mean in a hate-romance way?
TEREZI: ...
TEREZI: TH3 JURY 1S ST1LL D3L1B3R4T1NG  
JANE: Hoo hoo. 
TEREZI: 1TS MOR3 L1K3
TEREZI: 4 R3S3NTFUL P1L3 OF MUCK 4ND SLUDG3 4ND V1TR1OL 4ND T3RR1BL3 FUCK1NG SUG4R TH4T W3LLS UP 1NS1D3 MY PUMPB1SCU1T 3V3RY SO OFT3N
TEREZI: ROS3 4ND K4N4Y4 GOT 3V3RYTH1NG TH3Y 3V3R W4NT3D
TEREZI: 4 H4PPY L1F3 1N TH3 POST-G4M3
TEREZI: TH3 ONLY TH1NG STOPP1NG K4N4Y4 FROM COMPL3T1NG H3R W31RD D3S1R3 TO M4K3 MOR3 TROLLS 1S TH4T SH3S GOT FUCK1NG 4NX13TY
TEREZI: 3V3N TO B3 R3V1V3D 4S 4 D4MN R41NBOW DR1NK3R
TEREZI: ... TH4TS UNC4LL3D FOR
TEREZI: TO B3 R3V1V3D YOU 1MPL1C1TLY H4V3 TO D13 F1RST
TEREZI: 4ND SH3 *D1D* D13 FOR 1T BUT
TEREZI: URGH
TEREZI: 1T P1SS3S M3 OFF SO SO B4D
JANE: I don't know if I see it.
JANE: She seems... perfectly lovely, to me at least.
TEREZI: SH3 1S 4 GODD4MN D3L1GHT 4ND 1T M4K3S M3 S1CK
TEREZI: BUT ROS3 1S JUST 4S B4D
JANE: That, I can see.
TEREZI: TH3 N1GHT YOU 4LL W3NT TO F1GHT LORD SKULLF4C3
TEREZI: SH3 TR13D TO G1V3 M3 SH1T FOR W4NT1NG TH4T F4YGO
TEREZI: SH3 TOT4LLY F41L3D 4T STOPP1NG M3 FROM ST34L1NG 1T
TEREZI: OR 4T L34ST 4S MUCH 4S YOU C4N C4LL 1T ST34L1NG
TEREZI: 1 4M ST1LL GO1NG TO C4LL 1T ST34L1NG B3C4US3 1TS 1LL3G4L 4ND THUS COOL3R
JANE: Is it illegal?
JANE: I mean, right now it seems as though the only law we have is "Don't dig a big hole in the ground for no reason.".
JANE: Hardly the code of Hammurabi, you know.
TEREZI: M4YB3 BUT 1 C4NT B3 4LLOW3D TO TH1NK 4BOUT TH4T R1GHT NOW
TEREZI: 31TH3R W4Y
TEREZI: 1T W4S MY F4ULT FOR ST4Y1NG W1TH TH3M 1 GU3SS
TEREZI: 1N TH3 S4M3 W4Y 1TS MY F4ULT FOR L34V1NG TH3 KN1F3 1N R4TH3R TH4N BL33D1NG OUT
JANE: Come to think of it, I don't think I've even seen your can.
JANE: Singular. Can, singular.
JANE: Not that I'm suggesting we go back to your place either-
JANE: Jiminy fucking Cricket I am digging this hole.
TEREZI: H3H3H3H3H3
TEREZI: B4R3LY 3V3N OUT OF TH3 MOTHCLOTH STOR4G3 BOX 4ND YOUR3 SW1NG1NG FOR TH3 F3NC3S
TEREZI: BUT YOU KNOW WH4T TH3 S3COND L4W OF HOL3S 1S?
TEREZI: 3V3N WH3N YOU STOP D1GG1NG YOUR3 ST1LL 1N 4 HOL3
JANE: ... Good god.
TEREZI: 3V3N 1F YOU M34NT 1T TH4T W4Y W3 COULDNT
TEREZI: TH3R3S NOT 4NYWH3R3 TO SL33P 4NYW4Y
TEREZI: 3V3N FOR M3
TEREZI: 1 H4V3NT SL3PT S1NC3 4RR1V1NG
TEREZI: 3V3RY N1GHT 1TS TH3 S4M3 TH1NG
TEREZI: 4NYW4Y
TEREZI: C4N 1 B1TCH 4BOUT OUR FR13NDS SOM3 MOR3
JANE: Be my guest.
TEREZI: JOHN R3M1ND3D M3 4 LOT OF VR1SK4 TON1GHT
JANE: Okay, what the fuck does that mean?
TEREZI: NOT 1N 4NY M34N1NGFUL P3RSON4L W4Y
TEREZI: JUST... TH3 COLL4R ON H1S DR3SS
TEREZI: ... 1T 1S ST1LL "H1S" R1GHT
TEREZI: 1M NOT OUT H3R3 B31NG CR4ZY 1NS3NS1T1V3?
JANE: It'd be news to me too if it's not.
TEREZI: 4NYW4Y VR1SK4 W4SNT WH4T 4NYON3 W1TH 4 W3LL-S34SON3D TH1NKP4N WOULD C4LL F3M1N1N3 BUT
TEREZI: TH3 ON3 T1M3 SH3 TR13D
TEREZI: W3LL
TEREZI: F1RST T1M3
TEREZI: TH3R3 W4S 4NOTH3R T1M3 W1TH T4VROS BUT NOT 4LL TH3 SUNL1GHT 1N TH3 WORLD COULD PURG3 TH4T FROM MY S1GHT ORBS
TEREZI: SH3 DR3SS3D 4 S1M1L4R W4Y
TEREZI: TH3 COLL4R... WH4TS TH4T C4LL3D?
TEREZI: FL4T W1TH TH3 ROUND3D 3DG3S
JANE: If it's not the pieces of a pantsuit I couldn't tell you.
TEREZI: TH4TS M4YB3 TH3 MOST G1RLBOSS TH1NG 1V3 3V3R H34RD
TEREZI: 4ND 1 US3D TO B3 4CQU41NT3D W1TH 4 L1T3R4L PR1NC3SS
JANE: Hoo hoo.
JANE: I've been mulling it over.
JANE: Maybe this Faygo thing isn't half-bad.
JANE: I may never be able to taste properly again, but who gives a darn!
JANE: Who gives a *damn*, even!
JANE: Crockercorp is dead, I don't have to bake *shit*, Buster freaking Brown!
TEREZI: H3H3H3 GO OFF! >:D
JANE: And I'm done with men, too!
JANE: No more mustachioed dreamboats with shockingly conservative politics, no more pining after unattainable, shitheaded men, no more *skirts*, that's not relevant I just *hate* them, they get stuck between your legs and you have to be so careful-
JANE: Oh.
JANE: It's empty.
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[ have you ever seen me without this victoria lacroix? that's weird. ]