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JANE: While we're just shooting the shit.

JANE: I'm a lesbian.

JANE: Put those eyebrows down!

JANE: Or... horns?

JANE: Or... greater than signs?

JANE: We're just speaking, how are you doing that anyway???

JANE: Anyway!!

JANE: I haven't told anyone yet... besides you, now.

JANE: I tried talking to Rose about it. She seemed... knowledgeable. Confident. Functional, maybe even distinguished.

JANE: But it didn't go anywhere... and I wound up making a fool of myself.

JANE: I think Roxy knows. She's got some preternatural sixth sense.

JANE: She just "knew" about Dirk being a man before anyone else, and...

JANE: She tried to tell me Jake was gay too.

JANE: Bisexual?

JANE: I suppose the specifics doesn't matter... what matters is that he was interested in Dirk more than me. Imagine if I had listened to her!

JANE: You'd think I'd learned my lesson about trusting her gut when it came to things after the BCCorp incidents.

JANE: Sigh... It's only hitting me recently how much I leaned on that brand for stability.

JANE: And look at how little I have without it.

JANE: I mean, what can I say about myself now that I'm not the heiress to Crockercorp, that I'm not relentlessly interested in Jake English, that I can't cook for shit, that I can't even appreciate the support from my father.

JANE: What else is there to me?

JANE: What's the point of Jane Crocker?

JANE: Surely there's something...

JANE: ...

JANE: Can I just be Jane? I think I've only ever wanted to just be "Jane".

JANE: ...

JANE: You don't have to answer, I wouldn't expect you to.

JANE: At least the voice inside the tiaratop always knew the next thing to do.

JANE: To bring things back around, I suppose it'd really be something if Jake and I were both gay.

JANE: After all our miserable little relationship's been through, it's certainly a fitting end.

JANE: Mourning a relationship that neither of us would have been happy with!

JANE: Wow I've been talking for a while.

JANE: I didn't mean to bore you with all that.