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TEREZI: YOU FUCK1NG 1D1OT >:]
JANE: I was thirsty. It was a long day, and it supposedly rots your brain. Which I was in desperate need of.
TEREZI: 1T DO3S DO TH4T PR3TTY W3LL >:]
JANE: I think it may have permanently messed up my taste buds? 
JANE: Or at least... my sense of taste. 
JANE: It just tasted... red, you know? 
TEREZI: Y3SSSSS >:] >:] >:] 
TEREZI: MY 3X US3D TO DR1NK 1T 4LL TH3 T1M3 
TEREZI: K1CK1NG TH3 W1CK3D 3L1X1R H3 C4LL3D 1T
TEREZI: H3 ST4BB3D M3 1N TH3 LUNGS ONC3 
JANE: Oh my god, and you survived???
TEREZI: NO 
JANE: ... what?
TEREZI: 1T W4S 1N 4NOTH3R T1M3L1N3 
TEREZI: ON3 TH4T M4YB3 D1DNT 3V3N H4PP3N "C4NON1C4LLY SP34K1NG" 
TEREZI: WH4T3V3R TH4T M34NS?
TEREZI: TH3 ON3 JOHN 4ND ROXY 4R3 FROM 
JANE: Ah. That timeline. 
JANE: I've only heard bits and pieces of it from Roxy. 
JANE: Mostly about her sprite.
JANE: "Fefeta." 
TEREZI: BOTH H4LV3S OF TH4T N4M3 4R3 F4M1L14R 
TEREZI: F3F3R1 4ND N3P3T4? 
JANE: Maybe! 
JANE: Most of her stories consist of "dear, sweet, and precious", usually in that order. 
TEREZI: TH4T TR4CKS 
TEREZI: 4LL MY M3MOR13S OF TH4T T1M3L1N3 4R3 SO... 
TEREZI: TH3Y S33M SO R34L TO M3 
TEREZI: 1F SH3 W4SNT TH3R3 FOR M3 1 COULD S33 1T H4PP3N1NG 4G41N SO CL34RLY 
TEREZI: 4ND 1 R34LLY WOULD S33 TOO TH4TS NOT JUST 4 F1GUR3 OF SP33CH >:/ 
TEREZI: ...
TEREZI: L1ST3N 
TEREZI: 4S YOUR P4TRON TROLL
JANE: My what? 
TEREZI: 1TS 4 T3RM FROM WH3N W3 W3R3 GU1D1NG TH3 OTH3R HUM4NS 
TEREZI: DONT WORRY 4BOUT 1T 
TEREZI: 1TS TOT4LLY 4RB1TR4RY 1T JUST M34NS W3R3 COOL >:]
TEREZI: DONT 3V3R G3T ONTO 4 HORN P1L3 W1TH 4 CLOWN >:[
JANE: Is this some troll idiom I've never heard?
TEREZI: NO 1TS V3RY L1T3R4L 
JANE: What do trolls do on horn piles that makes this actionab-
JANE: Oh. 
JANE: Is this situation something I need to be worried about, or are you just making conversation?
JANE: I think my prospects vis-a-vis coulrophilia are a proper goose egg, if I am being real with you! 
TEREZI: 1 GU3SS 1TS TH3 L4TT3R
TEREZI: 1M JUST S4Y1NG SH1T OK4Y
TEREZI: 1M TH1NK1NG 4BOUT H1M 4ND S33TH1NG 
TEREZI: 1F 3V3R TH3R3 W4S 4 P3RSON TO M4K3 YOU B3L13V3 TH4T PUR3 3V1L W3R3 R34L TH1NGS 4NYON3 COULD B3 
TEREZI: 1 GU3SS TH3R3 W3R3 4 F3W OF THOS3 1N OUR GROUP 4CTU4LLY
JANE: Speaking of clowns... one of my only interactions with Vriska was her saying something about timelines. 
JANE: She ran down a bunch of stuff, like how that clown prototyped the sprite with her and Tavros, and I bought a bunch of potions from him, including a "love potion". 
JANE: Just... nasty stuff all around. 
JANE: Is that the clown I'm being warned about?
TEREZI: Y3S 4CTU4LLY 
JANE: Huh. Small canon. 
JANE: ... It seems so easy to not do that. 
TEREZI: W3LL W3 C4NT 4LL H4V3 YOUR ST3RL1NG W1SDOM C4N W3
TEREZI: 4LSO K33P DO1NG TH3 VR TH1NG 1TS R34LLY FUNNY 
JANE: It's not that funny!!! 
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[ victoria lacroix's ponytail is iconic, and beyond reproach. ]