WEDDING HALL - Listen to the speeches. - When the speeches end, strife begins. Rose has 3 moves: Aggrieve, METEORA, and DUCHAMP'S MANAFOUNTAIN. Aggrieve deals 15 damage. METEORA deals 40 damage. DUCHAMP'S MANAFOUNTAIN restores 20 HP to Rose. Terezi has 3 moves: Accuse, DRAGONSONG DIVE, and RESTORATIVE JUSTICE. Accuse deals 10 damage. DRAGONSONG DIVE deals 60 damage. RESTORATIVE JUSTICE restores 20 HP to Terezi. The fight ends when either character hits 1 HP. as Terezi. - There is a secret in this room! LIVING AREA, LOWER - You can talk to two groups here at the start. - John, Roxy, Jade, and Calliope share a conversation. - Karkat, Sollux, and Aradia share a conversation. - Talk to Dirk as Jane. - Enter the parlor. PARLOR, PART 1 - You can talk to one group here at the start. - Tavros and Jake share a conversation. - Dave is on the clock. - In this room is the STEPMANIA machine. - See PARLOR, PART 3 (CYAN ORB) for more. - As Jane, ask Jake to dance. - Be Jake. When a character becomes playable, they will scuttle around towards nearby things they take interest in. They have unique dialogue when following these interests - if you see a ( ? ) over someone's head, they may have something to say! - Return to the lower living area. - As Jake, catch up with Dirk. RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH Jake has 4 moves: HOT SHOT, REASSEMBLE, Aim., and HOPE STRIKES ETERNAL. HOT SHOT doubles in damage with each subsequent use. REASSEMBLE restores 30 HP to Jake and doubles the damage of your next attack. Aim deals 33 damage. HOPE STRIKES ETERNAL increases in damage by half of the damage you take. Boosts and damage buffs don't reset between rounds. A round ends when either character hits 1 HP. There are 6 rounds. Since boosts don't reset between rounds, the fastest way through this combat is to spam "HOT SHOT". (PROTIP! When Dirk draws his blade, use a high-damage attack to knock him off-kilter for extra damage.) - After the strife is over, be Dirk. - Go upstairs. LIVING AREA, UPPER - As Dirk, approach Kanaya. - When confronting Rose, an ACE ATTORNEY-style DIALOGUE TREE will open up. Dirk has a guaranteed loss in this event. Digress from the last sentence using the idea "Consolation.". - After giving up, as Dirk, ask Roxy for assistance. - Be Roxy. - As Roxy, approach Kanaya. - When confronting Rose, another DIALOGUE TREE will open up. Roxy also has a guaranteed loss in this event. Discuss and digress with the only options you're given and Kanaya will step in. - After giving up, Kanaya will step in. This is the only DIALOGUE TREE that can be lost. The punishment is starting over. ROUND 1 - Discuss "TT: ...", and digress using "Start conversation." ROUND 2 Discuss "I don't know what it is you wish to achieve." for the idea "Fixing.". Discuss "I wanted you all to submit to some perfect wedding narrative." for the idea "Doing okay." Discuss "Terezi was right to fire back." for the idea "Resentment". Digress from "Terezi was right to fire back." using the idea "Doing okay." ROUND 3 Discuss "People who very well should hate me now..." for the idea "Apologies". Digress from "This whole thing was a mistake." with the idea "Resentment". ROUND 4 "It's not like I wasn't aware of myself in the moment." is a trapped idea. Discuss it for dialogue if you have the meter to spare. Digress from "I just wanted her gone." using the idea "Apologies" ROUND 5 Digress from "... I don't know what I'd say." using the idea "Fixing". ROUND 6 Discuss "What's on your mind?" for the idea "Wait". Digress from "What's on your mind?" using the idea "Wait". - Be Rose. PARLOR, PART 2 - As Rose, let Dave rest. - Be Dave. OBSERVATORY - As Dave, open the chest. Once opening the chest, you can't leave this room until the event is over. - After obtaining the YELLOW ORB, you are free to be any character. - Be everyone you want, there's a surplus of extra interactions! PARLOR, PART 3 (CYAN ORB) - In the parlor is a DDR MACHINE. Each song has 4 difficulties and a whole suite of prizes! The prize for completing any song is a CYAN ORB. The easiest song is ELEVATORSTUCK. (on LINE difficulty) BALCONY (MAGENTA ORB) - On Rose's balcony is JACK NOIR. He's running a little casino pit. - Build a Triple Triad deck and defeat him for the MAGENTA ORB and the cards from whatever deck he was using. See TRIPLE TRIAD CARDS for how to get every card! Every playable character has a unique interaction with him, see them all! SOLVING THE PUZZLE (WEDDING HALL, PART 2) - Be Jane. - As Jane, examine Terezi's puzzlebarrier. - Using the obtained orbs as lenses, identify the shape that corresponds with each color. - The solution to the puzzle is STAR - HEART - HORSESHOE. (Did you remember?) - Exiting through the door will complete the game. TRIPLE TRIAD CARDS - IMP: Ask Jack Noir how to play. - LICH: Ask Jack Noir how to play. - OGRE: Ask Jack Noir how to play. - BASILISK: Ask Jack Noir how to play. - GICLOPS: Ask Jack Noir how to play. - JOHN EGBERT: Complete MegaDanceVaNiA on the DDR machine. - ROSE LALONDE: Complete Dance of Thorns on the DDR machine. - DAVE STRIDER: Complete Elevatorstuck on the DDR machine. - JADE HARLEY: Complete Sunslammer on the DDR machine. - DAVESPRITE: Complete the scene in the OBSERVATORY. [Achievement: Watermarks for the Road] - JANE CROCKER: As Jane, ask Jake to dance. [Achievement: Start Over] - JAKE ENGLISH: As Jane, ask Jake to dance. [Achievement: Start Over] - ROXY LALONDE: As Jane, catch up with Roxy. - DIRK STRIDER: As Jane, get that triad card from Dirk. - ARADIA MEGIDO: Ask Aradia for their triad card. - TAVROS NITRAM: As Jane, talk to Tavros. - SOLLUX CAPTOR: Attempt to be Sollux as every playable character. [Achievement: It's Never Going To Happen] - KARKAT VANTAS: As Dave, let Karkat be his future self. - NEPETA LEIJON: Complete the scene in the OBSERVATORY. [Achievement: Watermarks for the Road] - KANAYA MARYAM: As Kanaya, thank Dirk. - TEREZI PYROPE: As Jane, solve Terezi's puzzle. - VRISKA SERKET: Find the secret room in the wedding hall. [Achievement: A Place Beyond Heaven] - EQUIUS ZAHHAK: Hidden on a carton of milk in the fridge in Mom's bedroom. - GAMZEE MAKARA: Sitting in the fridge in the kitchenette in the lower living area. - ERIDAN AMPORA: Beneath a wizard statue in the upper living area. - FEFERI PEIXES: Find the secret room in the wedding hall. [Achievement: A Place Beyond Heaven] Other cards can be obtained by defeating JACK NOIR when he uses a deck with those cards.
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