-- FUTURE carcinoGeneticist [FCG] joined the memo --
FCG: YOU FUCKING MORON.
FCG: DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN CHOMPING AT THE BIT TO GET YOUR STUPID ASS?
FCG: NOT EVEN WHEN YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING SELF-AWARE, EVEN WHEN YOU HAVE TO ROLEPLAY AS ME TO TRY AND FEIGN SELF-AWARENESS, ARE YOU SELF-AWARE. JESUS CHRIST.
FCG: THINK BEFORE YOU TYPE THIS SHIT OUT, ARE YOU BRAINDEAD?
FCG: "I WAS SO TOXIC THAT MY FRIENDSHIP BROKE THE TIMELINE"
FCG: DO YOU HEAR ANY OF THE SHITDRIVEL THAT COMES OFF OF YOUR SPEECHSTRANDS?
FCG: OBVIOUSLY NOT YOU WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS SHIT OTHERWISE.
FCG: IT WAS GAMZEE.
FCG: EVER NOTICE SINCE JOHN INEXPLICABLY SHOWED UP THAT ONE TIME, GAMZEE WAS TROLLSONA NON GRATA?
FCG: THAT'S SOMETHING YOU COULD NEVER DO, BY THE WAY.
FCG: YOU TRIED SO HARD TO MAKE GAMZEE YOUR BESTIE AGAIN THAT YOU SHACKLED YOURSELF TO HIS PALE QUADRANT.
FCG: YOU COULDN'T PACIFY A DAMN SLEEPING HOPBEAST.
FCG: EVEN AFTER HE BEAT NEPETA TO DEATH.
FCG: NEPETA FUCKING LEIJON, SOMEONE WHO'S NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN HER WHOLE LIFE.
FCG: AND EQUIUS TOO I GUESS.
FCG: YOU TRIED TO REDEEM HIM.
FCG: AND NOW YOU'RE TRYING THE SAME SHIT WITH JACK.
FCG: AND WORMS HELP YOU, IT'S WORKING.
FCG: WHEN THIS SHIT GOES SOFTFRUIT-SHAPED AND THERE'S MORE KNIVES THAN BLOOD IN THIS TROLL ANDY WARHOL PRINT OF A TOWN.
FCG: YOU'LL KNOW.
FCG: I FUCKING WARNED YOU.
CCG: HAS THAT HAPPENED YET?
FCG: NO, NOT YET. HE'S PERFECTLY AMICABLE RIGHT NOW.
CCG: GOOD. NOW TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE FUTURE.
FCG: NO.
CCG: WHY NOT, WHAT'S THE FUCKING MATTER WITH YOU?
FCG: IT'S A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE NOW.
FCG: AWH, IS THE ICKLE WIGGLER EXPERIENCING THE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE OF BEING ALIVE?
FCG: IS THE DUMBFUCK GRUB-WANNABE LOOKING TO THE FUCKING STARS, TO DIVINE SOME SHITTY SENSE OF HOPE THAT MAYBE YOU'LL KNOW WHAT EVER THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
FCG: GET OVER YOURSELF.
FCG: IT'S 4:13 PM. THE LAWN RINGS ARE FULL.
FCG: BLOOD SKIMS THE VOIDS IN YOUR POROUS CRANIAL PLATES - AND HOW POROUS THEY FUCKING ARE - AS IF GRAZING THE HOLLOW OF A THRESHED STEM. OR AN ABANDONED COCOON.
FCG: A SOUR NOTE IS PRODUCTED. IT'S THE ONE AGITATION PLAYS-
CCG: BLAH BLAH BLAH.
CCG: LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR FANCY POETRY. WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT, FIRE AND BRIMSTONE?
FCG: IT'S NOW 4:15. BETTER GET GOING, SHITHEAD.