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CCG: TAVROS WAS THERE WITH HIM, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO MAKE OF THAT.

CCG: ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY DON'T ACTUALLY. SEEM TO LIKE EACH OTHER.

CCG: AND NOT IN A CONCUPISCENT WAY. THEY JUST DON'T SEEM LIKE FRIENDS.

CCG: AND I THINK TAVROS KILLED HIS ALTERNATE SELF?

CCG: I GUESS BIGGER GAPS HAVE BEEN CROSSED IN TERMS OF FAUX PAS TO GET OVER.

CCG: BUT BETWEEN HIM AND TAVROS, AND JANE AND TEREZI. IT'S WORRYING.

CCG: CAN WE NOT DO THE PATRON TROLL THING AGAIN?

CCG: WE ALREADY HAD A RUN AROUND WITH THAT PARTICULAR SOCIAL STRUCTURE. AND IT LEFT EVERYONE WITH A LOT OF HURT FEELINGS AND UNRESOLVED ROMANTIC TENSION.

CCG: SORRY JADE. THAT'S WHAT IT IS NOW, I'VE JUST DECIDED.

CCG: WE COULD HAVE HAD SOMETHING! ALL THOSE TORTUROUS PASSWORD CONVERSATIONS, THAT WAS PURE LOVE COMING THROUGH! US BERATING EACH OTHER NON-STOP FOR BEING AGGRAVATING DICKHEADS THE WHOLE TIME?

CCG: PURE, GRADE-A RED ROMANCE.

CCG: ...

CCG: NO BITES FROM THE SHELLFRUIT GALLERY.

CCG: DO YOU THINK THERE'S SOME FREAKSHOW TIMELINE WHERE THAT WORKED OUT FOR EVERYONE?

CCG: LIKE. OH YEAH DAVE AND TEREZI DESTINED TO DO BIGGER THINGS THAN JUST TALK ABOUT NARUTO AND OTHER TERRIBLE COMICS FOREVER.

CCG: UGH, ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

CCG: I'M GOING TO VOMIT JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.

CCG: MAYBE IT'S FOR THE BEST I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ANY OF THESE PEOPLE.

CCG: I DON'T NEED ANY HELP DRIVING MYSELF MAD.

CCG: STILL NOTHING?

CCG: COME ON.

CCG: ANYTHING.