JANE: Helloooo?
JADE: oh! hey jane uh
JADE: wow i bet this looks pretty funny
JADE: but i assure you
JADE: it does not make much more sense with context
JADE: and i dont know if i could explain whats been happening here today
JANE: Is this not just what alchemy is?
JADE: no!!!
JANE: Um, what happened here then?
JADE: well...
