DIRK: Hey.
KANAYA: Forgive My Trepidation But
KANAYA: Is This Normal For You
DIRK: Absolutely not.
KANAYA: Is This Ironically Normal For You
DIRK: Not everything has to be a bit, you know.
KANAYA: We Do Not Speak Regularly
KANAYA: In Fact I Hardly Know You Despite Being My Future Wifes Lusus Stand In
KANAYA: But This Clearly Is A Bit
KANAYA: Or Perhaps A Goof
DIRK: Right, we're about to hash that right the fuck out.
KANAYA: I
KANAYA: Okay
DIRK: Take a seat, we're about to have a real bastard of a moment.