Jane: Equip lesbian pride scarf.

You don't have one. You never have.

You wish you did, though.

What is it that you like about men, anyway? You think for a couple of moments. The way men will be... masculine? That's something... but you suppose that masculinity isn't inherently a man's thing. Especially when women make it seem so effortless...

There's men you like though! Like Jake- you stop yourself before you start laughing and/or crying again. Didn't Dave hit on you once...? You don't remember. Maybe.

The more important thing is you don't like him. He's easy to tune out, which may be worth it... but then you're in the same position you imagined yourself in with Jake. Mayhaps you should consider Mr. Swanson again.. but he's dead-

You stop yourself. He was never real to begin with. You don't have a chance with him, or any of them, and the thought fills you with...

Uh...