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DAVE: good job doing the meme 
DAVE: a meme we shouldnt technically have a frame of reference for 
DAVE: proud of my ability to be on curve when it comes to irony
DAVE: anyway 
DAVE: what the fuck is going on
DAVE: i thought we didnt do this shit anymore
(DAVE): i am you from the future
DAVE: thanks
(DAVE): you know when karkat was like 
(DAVE): I'M TRYING TO PICK UP FEWER OF YOUR BAD HABITS.
(DAVE): well shit aint the same for you 
(DAVE): for better or worse
(DAVE): keeping this voice for the moment also
DAVE: oh goddamn it 
DAVE: are you here to berate me 
DAVE: totally kick my ass in a verbal showdown for the ages
DAVE: just really get my ass legendarily beat by myself 
(DAVE): fuck no 
(DAVE): but shit is about to get psychologically fucked real quick
DAVE: oh of course
(DAVE): have you got questions
DAVE: yeah 
(DAVE): hit me 
DAVE: are you from a doomed timeline
(DAVE): no
DAVE: are you me from the future
(DAVE): fuck yeah i am dude
DAVE: speakerboxx or love below
(DAVE): trick question theyre both great
(DAVE): okay my turn
(DAVE): is this the caliber of question i am really thinking to ask
DAVE: yeah 
(DAVE): im on a ticking clock here
DAVE: ok i know youre full of shit 
(DAVE): the clock here is my fucking patience
(DAVE): id like to get back to the future
(DAVE): and close all these stupid fucking loops
DAVE: haha sick movie reference thats so funny
DAVE: whats this about loops though
(DAVE): youll learn dont worry
DAVE: how far from the future even are you 
(DAVE): two days 
DAVE: ohhhh the wedding
(DAVE): yeah dude
(DAVE): we gotta get your ass prepped holy shit
DAVE: ok what am i prepping for 
DAVE: like you know i dont do that shit usually 
(DAVE): yeah i know
(DAVE): theres a path you gotta travel here
(DAVE): account for every variable and shit 
(DAVE): attune to every data point 
DAVE: ok what am i 
DAVE: 
DAVE: ...
DAVE: doing
(DAVE): youre playing every role at this wedding
(DAVE): every single one
DAVE: like
DAVE: all the work 
DAVE: even the guests
(DAVE): even the guests
(DAVE): ok thats not true but imagine it with me for a moment
DAVE: haha it is pretty sick 
DAVE: like itd be a pretty good prank 
DAVE: like dad crocker pops a squat on a seat 
DAVE: no bitch theres me there
DAVE: seat over me also
DAVE: rose throws out her bouquet 
DAVE: id assume of roses
(DAVE): yeah its of roses
DAVE: dude spoilers
(DAVE): shut up and get back to your bit
DAVE: ok 
DAVE: janes just primed to get married she goes and reaches for it
DAVE: NOPE 
DAVE: im feelin pretty friggin MATRIMONIAL all a sudden
(DAVE): yeah dude you did a funny imagine spot with a classic callback thats basically dead on
(DAVE): thats exactly what itd be like 
DAVE: im glad you agree 
(DAVE): yeah dogg
(DAVE): theres basically no way id say no to that 
(DAVE): like damn your dave is ooc dude 
(DAVE): wheres the inane rambling 
(DAVE): and the homosexual innuendos 
(DAVE): the strider cudgel of choice
(DAVE): the amiable attitude and total chillout unaffected vibe everyone loves
DAVE: okay you know being cool for real hasnt been a part of our character in ages 
DAVE: the fact that its an extreme affectation is basically a punching bag in itself 
(DAVE): dude do you expect me to just let you introspect like that here we dont have all day 
DAVE: we literally do we can loop over this day forever
(DAVE): youre gonna do that anyway 
(DAVE): instead of wasting the fuck about worrying about the true self or whatever the fuck 
(DAVE): lets make shit transpire
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[ Without victoria lacroix, people would have nothing to breathe. ]