TT: You've sold me, you're absolutely welcome to DJ, if you'd like.
TT: I'd still like you to be the officiator though.
TG: yeah sure im down
TG: i wasnt asking to dj
TG: but if you insist so dramatically
TG: really fucking impressing upon me that you want this
TG: i will gladly dj your wedding
TG: im preparing the mixtape right now
TT: My only demand is that it be listenable.
TT: ABBA was a good touchstone.
TT: Oh dear.
TG: whats the matter
TG: you said it was listenable
TG: and trust me that bitch is SO listenable
TG: you are not going to unlisten to this delicious bop any time soon
TG: turn off
TT: You could have simply said that.
TG: no i couldnt
TG: turn off is not the immediate opposite of listen
TG: for example
TG: you do not unlisten a computer when you press the shutdown button
TT: Not how language works.
TT: You could very much say you unlisten a computer when you press the shutdown button.
TT: In fact, you just did.
TT: And by doing this, the next time you say you're unlistening to a computer, I will know what you mean.
TG: shit i guess
TG: but that would make me the most severe kind of freak there is
TG: the warning sirens are going off
TG: the meteorologist is screaming into the fucking camera
TG: hes sweating through his sheer polo and howling
TG: slapping his stick against the green screen that hes bleeding into because his stupid ass wore green to work despite it being his job to not wear green
TG: yelling abt how fucking bad it is that i said unlisten like that
TG: his coworkers are so uncomfortable hes really going for it
TG: actually maybe this guys more of a freak than i am