TG: i am literally in an olive garden right now
TG: these motherfuckers were never the height of culture for sure
TG: but when youre here youre family
TG: this shits empty
TG: bone goddamn dry of human life
TG: what kind of world do we live in where i cant even meet people at olive garden anymore
TT: What is the point of an Olive Garden if not torturous "family trips"?
TT: What use could it have?
TG: a goddamn endless pasta graveyard
TG: lookin for stuff as usual
TG: nothing important
TG: maybe one of those big recipe binders survived
TG: hoping to find a big book of breadstick recipes and shit
TG: step aside jane theres a new queen of baking in the house
TG: but actually im just finding
TG: swathes and swathes of deceased wasted pasta
TG: and coral
TG: was not expecting coral reefs out here
TT: Why not?
TG: dunno just never seemed like itd stick
TG: but apparently that shit grows in like 20 years wtf
TT: Quite quick, especially in the scope of 5,000 years.
TG: is that how long we fastforwarded this thing
TT: I hoped you'd know more than I would.
TT: You did the damned thing.
TG: ok i dont care check this shit out
TG: i am the bread of my stick
TG: salt is my body and flavor my blood
TG: i have created over a thousand breadsticks
TG: unaware of loss
TG: nor aware of gain
TG: withstood blandness to create snacks
TG: waiting for ones arrival
TG: i have no regrets
TG: this is the only path
TG: my whole life was unlimited breadsticks
TT: You are such a deeply detestable person at times.
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