GA: Karkat
GA: Karkat
GA: Karkat
GA: Karkat
GA: Karkat
CG: KANAYA WHAT THE FUCK.
GA: Rose Proposed To Me
CG: WHAT.
CG: LIKE A HUMAN MARRIAGE?
GA: Yes
CG: CONGRATULATIONS.
GA: Yes That Seems To Be A Correct Reaction
GA: You Know More About These Than Me
GA: What
GA: Should We Be Doing
GA: My Understanding Is That It Is A Lovely Situation Where The Brides Get All Their Friends Together And Celebrate
GA: Is This On Base At All
CG: I THINK SO?
CG: I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED BY HUMAN MARRIAGE.
CG: IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE IN THE MOVIES I'VE SEEN HATES IT.
CG: IT CAN BE MORE THAN JUST BRIDES THOUGH.
CG: SOMETIMES THERE ARE TWO GROOMS INSTEAD. AND I HAVE MY THEORIES ABOUT MORE THAN 2 PARTICIPANTS.
CG: BUT THOSE ARE ATEXTUAL AND UNSUBSTANTIATED.
GA: Right
CG: DAVE HAS INFORMED ME THAT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE BAD.
CG: NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THE MOVIES I'VE SEEN WITH HIM HAVE SUPPORTED THAT THEORY.
CG: DO YOU HAVE WEDDING PLANS?
GA: Well We Were Simply Going To Have Everyone At Roses Hive
GA: Perhaps It Would Be Formal
Perhaps Not
GA: I Cant Imagine Anyone Wanting That Formality Other Than Us Though
CG: YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
CG: COULD YOU IMAGINE DAVE IN A SUIT? IT'D LOOK SO DEEPLY FUCKED UP.
GA: Ha Ha
GA: Very Funny That You Say That
CG: YES, THAT WAS THE JOKE I WAS MAKING.
GA: My Question I Wanted To Ask Was
GA: As Our Civil Servant
GA: Do You Know About Legal Proceedings For Marriages
CG: KANAYA WE DON'T HAVE LAWS.
CG: WE SHOULD HAVE THEM EVENTUALLY BUT... WE DON'T, YET.
CG: IT'S JUST US FOR THE TIME BEING.
CG: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT BENEFITS YOU'D GET FROM BEING HUMAN MARRIED.
GA: What Do You Mean Benefits
CG: IN MOVIES PEOPLE HATE IT BUT IN THE HUMAN BOOKS I'VE READ.
CG: FAKE HUMAN MARRIAGES ARE DONE FOR THE BENEFITS?
CG: AND IT USUALLY ENDS UP WITH THEM FALLING FUCK-DEEP INTO RED ROMANCE FOR REAL.
GA: What Benefits
CG: REALLY ABSTRACT THINGS LIKE.
CG: "TAXES". "SOCIAL SECURITY".
CG: THAT KIND OF SHIT.
GA: What The Fuck Is That
CG: WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW.
CG: I'M STILL READING CIVICS 101 OVER HERE.
CG: THINGS LIKE "SENATES" AND "HOUSES OF REPRESENTATIVES".
GA: What The Fuck Are Either Of Those
CG: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!
CG: I'M TRYING TO SEAR IT IN MY THINKPAN BUT THIS THING IS HARDLY GIVING UP ANY OF ITS THOUGHT-JUICES.
GA: Its Thinkpan Sauce Is Going To Be So Thin
CG: YEAH. I'M DEGLAZING IT WITH GRUB SAUCE AND IT'S SO GNARLY AND UNDERDEVELOPED.
CG: JUST TELL ME WHAT BENEFITS YOU WANT FROM BEING MARRIED AND I CAN GIVE THEM TO YOU, I GUESS.
GA: I Am Not Sure What I Would Want Out Of It
GA: But Is The Process Itself Not Enough
GA: Is Having A Large Cake And Forcing Your Friends Into Gaudy Formal Attire To Watch You Say Homosexual Things To Your Wife Not Enough
CG: JEGUS DICK.
CG: IT.
CG: IT DOESN'T SOUND AWFUL, ACTUALLY.
GA: Im Glad You Accept It For What It Is
GA: I Need To Be Going
GA: There Is Much To Do
CG: YOU'RE TELLING ME.
CG: HOW HAVE YOU NOT PULLED UP A MEMO AND GOTTEN EVERYBODY INFORMED YET?
GA: Well
GA: It Is Kind Of Your Thing
GA: You Got Very Pissy When Terezi And John Made The Group Chat
CG: *THANK* YOU FOR BEING FUCKING RESPECTFUL OF ME.
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