CG: EARTH TO HARLEY, WHAT THE LIVING SHIT WAS THAT???
GG: what do you want from me??
CG: TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU JUST WOKE UP POTENTIALLY EVERY LIVING BEING SMART ENOUGH TO WASH THEIR OWN FRUCTULE NUBLETS ON THE PLANET!
GG: it was big and heavy and a lot of dirt!
GG: so i picked it up with my funny space powers and dropped it in the hole.
GG: the job is done! it was super easy.
CG: OKAY OKAY OKAY. DAMN.
GG: yeah it was no problem
CG: YEAH, KZ HERE IS APOLOGIZING.
GG: aw...
CG: I'VE ONLY EVER SEEN HER ONCE IN MY LIFE.
CG: WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HER?
GG: i know she's pretty young.
GG: not all carapaces are born middle-aged you know!
CG: I DO KNOW THAT, YES.
GG: she's a cute kid.
GG: that's all there really is to say on the matter!
CG: WELL I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON HER.
GG: you will?
CG: NO.
CG: I WAS LYING TO YOU, FOR MANY REASONS, ALL INSIPID, PRIMARILY HUMAN SOCIAL NORMS OF CARING FOR THE YOUNG.
CG: THE OTHER PERSON... WHAT WAS THEIR NAME? QR? I CAN'T KEEP THESE DIPSHIT TWO-WORD CARAPACE NAMES IN MY HEAD.
CG: WHATEVER. THE OTHER PERSON SEEMS TO BE PLACATED. SO I THINK WE CAN WRAP THIS ONE.
GG: i can barely keep them straight either.
GG: or at least what their acronym names stand for...
GG: kz's hard to miss though! shes smiley C:
GG: i don't know what it's short for though! maybe it's just kay zee.
CG: IT'S EERIE.
GG: bluh! you just hate fun XP
CG: FUN AND I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP, SORRY IDIOT.
CG: ALSO DON'T USE THAT EMOTE AT ME, IT'S CRINGE.
GG: exactly my point!! XP XP XP