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Something something big fuck-off hole, something something disreputable use of scythes, something something digging up my plants...

This is lame. It ​isn't what you expected when you signed up for this.

You wanted to answer the questions that a world demands of its inhabitants better than those who came before you. To solve the big problems! To be a goddamn leader for once in your wretched life.

​But things don't always have to be a federal fucking issue.