TT: Jade.
TT: Jade.
TT: Jade.
TT: Jade I certainly hope you're not off doing something stupid.
TT: I'm not going to pester you more, message me when you get this.
TT: It's hardly urgent but I'm sure you'd want to hear sooner rather than later.
GG: it wasnt something stupid!
GG: i was tending to fredmint.
TT: I don't believe I've met Fredmint.
TT: That's not a very classical carapacian name, I don't know how I'd have missed it...
GG: thats because hes a strawberry vine!
GG: jane grew a bunch of plants here for me to tend to.
GG: sunflowers, chrysanthemums, carnations, acanthuses...
GG: and fredmint is a strawberry vine.
TT: Ah, I'll be sure to greet him warmly when I'm over.
TT: Speaking of being over, the urgent news...
TT: I've asked Kanaya to marry me.
GG: WHAT!! :O
GG: what did she say??
TT: I'm only crying a lot instead of sucking it up, so obviously she said yes.
GG: ok. well... thats good but.
GG: arent you both my age???
TT: ... I fail to see how this is relevant.
GG: thats really young to be getting married!
TT: It was young enough for Romeo and Juliet.
GG: are you ok?? or are you sick in the head?? >_>
GG: it was you who told me romeo and juliet wasnt ACTUALLY that romantic!
GG: and to distrust anyone who said it was!!
TT: This is in fact the joke I am making, Jade.
TT: Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself.
GG: siiiiigh!
TT: Do you... know what weddings are like?
GG: i lived on an island alone for my entire childhood and then a meteor alone for 3 years
GG: so obviously ive never been
GG: but that doesnt mean that i havent seen movies!
TT: That is why I'm asking.
TT: It's possible that my idea of a wedding isn't wholly holistic.
TT: I'd only ever attended gentile weddings in my youth, at my mother's behest, and the things I know of a "proper" Jewish wedding is the shorthand of breaking bottles and chair dances.
TT: And the alternatives...
TT: Well I can safely say I don't think I want a wedding like when Harry met Sally.
TT: Got anything besides movies?
GG: nanna only told me about her wedding forty times!!
GG: maybe fifty and i fell asleep hehe
GG: and not to yuck your yums but hearing it from her
GG: i still *really* dont get the appeal!!
TT: Oh, what did Nanna have to say on the matter of matrimony?
GG: well according to her!!
GG: it's when you find a man you dont feel strongly about
GG: but hes not super offensive and thats the best you can hope for in 1920
GG: and he financially supports your quiet life as a novelty pranks and japes shop owner
GG: and then you make love with the lights off and 9 months later have a child who was born already wearing a hat and tie
GG: then your husband dies in an estate fire.
GG: thats that until youre hit by a big meteor carrying your ecto-son and die!
TT: Hm.
TT: I don't want to do that.
GG: its too late! you already asked her to marry you
GG: the meteors are on their way!! :OO
TT: Not to toot your horn for you, but I'm sure you could handle these meteors alone.
GG: hehe probably
TT: But beside the point, it's something to work through.
GG: i believe in you
TT: Thank you.
GG: <3
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