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TEREZI: W3LL TH3R3S NO 4RGU1NG W1TH TH4T 1 GU3SS
JANE: So, what'd he do to deserve it? 
TEREZI: ... WH4T DO YOU M34N 
TEREZI: BY D3S3RV1NG 1T
JANE: A motive, mens rea, etc. etc. 
JANE: As they say, an act is not culpable unless the mind is guilty...?
JANE: I think. I've watched a lot of crime shows! 
TEREZI: 1T W4S H34T3D P4SS1ON
TEREZI: TH3 FL4M3S OF K1SM3S1STUD3 BURN BR1GHT 
TEREZI: 4ND 1N TH3 BL4Z1NG P4SS1ON OF TH3 MOM3NT...
TEREZI: >;D 
JANE: ...
JANE: I don't think I'm qualified for this. 
TEREZI: TH4TS F1N3 1 W4S LY1NG TO YOU 
JANE: ... Yeah, I knew that! *snaps her fingers!* 
JANE: I've seen through the fiction! >:B
TEREZI: Y34H 1 H34P3D MY FUCK1NG L1D 
TEREZI: BUT 1M NOT GO1NG TO RUN OFF 4ND SOB MY S1GHTST4LKS OUT B3C4US3 1 W4S UPS3T BY 4N 1D1OT WHO WONT R34D TH3 FUCK1NG ROOM
JANE: ...
JANE: It's worked for me. 
TEREZI: 1M NOT YOU THOUGH
JANE: Right. 
JANE: I'm not bothering you, am I?
JANE: I can climb out of your metaphorical ass, and just take him home, if you'd like. 
JANE: And I'm not just saying that because I don't want to also get punched!
JANE: But if I was, I don't even know where I'd begin with getting new glasses, or getting my teeth fixed. 
TEREZI: HRM 
TEREZI: W3LL YOU 4R3 3XTR3M3LY 4NNOY1NG BUT 1 SUPPOS3 TH4TS N3V3R STOPP3D M3 B3FOR3 
TEREZI: 4ND 1 D1D L1K3 TH3 PR3T3NS3 OF TH3 COURT C4S3 
TEREZI: 3V3N 1F TH3 CR1M3 1S LOW ST4K3S
TEREZI: 1T T4K3S M3 B4CK 
JANE: Yes!!!
JANE: It's nice and quaint to indulge in playacting, hm?
JANE: Like a kid who's seen a few too many procedurals for her age, hoo hoo. :B
TEREZI: Y34H 
TEREZI: PL4Y 4CT1NG 
TEREZI: 4NYW4Y 
TEREZI: YOU C4N ST4Y 1N TH3 M3T4PHOR1C4L 4SS 1F YOU-
TEREZI: HOLD ON PUT TH3 3Y3BROW DOWN
JANE: I'm impressed you could tell.
TEREZI: 1 L1V3D W1TH D4V3 STR1D3R FOR 3 FULL HUM4N Y34RS 1 KNOW THE RHYTHM OF 4N 4CC1D3NT4L 1NNU3NDO BY NOW
TEREZI: MY F1STS UNCL3NCH3D FOR NOW 
TEREZI: TH3 JURY 1S ST1LL OUT ON TH1S ONE THOUGH
JANE: I'll do my best to make my case as spotless as possible.
JANE: No suspicions cast, no guilty verdict, other court stuff, other court stuff...
JANE: Hoo hoo. I'm a little bit underdeveloped in lawyer talk. 
JANE: The detective parts are always the ones I liked. 
TEREZI: 1 DONT 3V3N KNOW WH4T C4S3 YOUR3 BU1LD1NG H3R3 >:?
JANE: Nothing, really. 
JANE: Just checking in. Call it "maiden's duties" if you want. 
TEREZI: R1GHT 
TEREZI: 1F YOU MUST KNOW 
JANE: I don't *need* to -
TEREZI: BUT YOU W4NT TO 
JANE: Oh yes, very badly. 
TEREZI: WH4TS TH3 D1FF3R4NC3
JANE: You must think higher of me than you let on if you think I'm capable of answering that. :B
JANE: In any case, maybe just talking it through would help you as well as me.
TEREZI: UGH 
JANE: Hm?
TEREZI: DO 1 N33D TO 3XPL41N TH1S TO YOU 1N FUCK1NG W1GGL3RS ST3PS
JANE: Explain what?!
JANE: I'm not sure what I'm missing here. 
TEREZI: YOU 4R3 B31NG LUD1CROUSLY FORW4RD R1GHT NOW >:[
JANE: Uh... I am?
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[ have you ever seen me without this victoria lacroix? that's weird. ]