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JADE: are you coming or not??
DAVE: yeah im on my way
ARADIA: i dont see why you dont simply fly him over 
DAVE: he doesnt like it when i carry him 
KARKAT: I'M JUST FUCKING FINE WITH IT, FOR YOUR INFORMATION.
KARKAT: I'M WALKING BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TO GET THERE ON MY OWN.
KARKAT: AND UNLIKE YOU THREE MORONS. 
KARKAT: I ACTUALLY KNOW WHERE THIS PLACE IS. 
KARKAT: I AM THE GODDAMN LINE LEADER IN THIS DEADUCATOR'S BLOCK EXCURSION TRIP. 
KARKAT: AND I WILL LEAD THIS LINE SO HELP ME.
KARKAT: IT'S NOT LIKE YOU ARE ALL RUNNING OFF INTO WHO KNOWS WHAT, AND BLAMING ME FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO FLY. 
ARADIA: actually it seems like its exactly like that 
JADE: yeah this seems to be exactly the case!
KARKAT: ALSO IT'S FUCKING COLD.
KARKAT: AND NO OFFENSE TO DAVE SPECIFICALLY BUT OFFENSE TO EITHER OF YOU, NONE OF YOU ARE EXACTLY ENDLESS FOUNTS OF WARMTH. 
JADE: it was you that wanted us to come out here! >:P
JADE: we could wait until morning if you need it. 
KARKAT: NO, IT'S FINE. I'M FINE. 
KARKAT: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR WRETCHED PLANET THAT MAKES THE NIGHTS COLDER THAN DICK. 
JADE: well, there's a slight tilt, as well as an ellipsoid revolution around the sun.
JADE: which is what gives us a seasonal rotation! 
JADE: but it does also make it cold sometimes. 
KARKAT: NEWSFLASH? I DON'T FUCKING CARE. 
JADE: aw. :(
ARADIA: i care! 0u0
DAVE: i also care i just knew this shit already
DAVE: hey on the topic of knowing about earth
DAVE: karkat how do you know more about the shit around us than me 
DAVE: i like
DAVE: lived here for 13 years
KARKAT: SOMETIMES I TAKE A WALK? IT'S NOT EXACTLY REVOLUTIONARY.
KARKAT: MAYBE SOMETHING YOU COULD DO WITH AS WELL.
DAVE: how long have you been doing this 
KARKAT: JUST THE ONE TIME. IT'S A NEW THING I'M TRYING.
DAVE: ok yeah but like 
DAVE: did you see the only people who could meaningfully revive you leave known existence with a risk of not coming back 
DAVE: and think 
DAVE: damn i gotta go abandon my job post and wander around in some wastes
KARKAT: MAYBE I DID!
KARKAT: MAYBE THERE'S SOME BAGGAGE TO UNPACK!
KARKAT: BUT I'M SURE AS FUCK NOT UNPACKING IT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE HERE. 
KARKAT: I'M TRYING TO BE MORE SELECTIVE OF WHICH OF YOUR BAD HABITS I PICK UP.
JADE: damn. owned. 
DAVE: ah fuck im owned
DAVE: im exploding and evaporating with how sick a burn that was
DAVE: it was like the crunchy explosion gif of burns
DAVE: like you really fuckin got me 
KARKAT: SUCK IT UP.
DAVE: dude im literally not even hurt 
DAVE: sticks and stones dude
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[ victoria lacroix flickers and laughs! ]