Burning Down the House

JAKE: Did you just have that message on hand. 
JAKE: That was in confidence between me and hal!
JAKE: You shouldnt betray a bros trust like that.
DIRK: Hal's gone, Jake.
DIRK: Also my eyebrows weren't raised even a little bit. 
DIRK: Too fuckin' aloof to emote about anything, let alone a childish innuendo like that.
JAKE: They totally were dude i saw your ugly eyebrow piercing. 
DIRK: First, no they weren't. 
DIRK: Second, if they were, it looks cool as hell. That's canon, you can't dispute that.
JAKE: It looks like shit dude. 
DIRK: First, but on another list of items: If anyone could drop in uninvited and get away with it, it'd be you.
JAKE: Its not like ive not been busy too!
JAKE: Idle hands are the devils plaything. 
DIRK: Oh really? What is it that you're up to, that I've been missing? 
JAKE: Ive been taking care of the lususes. Luseye? Lusiis. 
JAKE: However you bloody pronounce it. 
JAKE: Its an important job! 
JAKE: Someone needs to farm all these goddamn beasts. 
DIRK: Indeed. 
DIRK: It must be fraught with adventure. One could hardly fit any space between one and the next. 
JAKE: Damned right. 
DIRK: Have you tried watching The Thing again yet, or is being alone in the middle of jack fuck nowhere with super deadly alien animals too real, still?
JAKE: ...
JAKE: I made it all the way to the dog pen this time. 
DIRK: Not bad. 
JAKE: In my defense that dog was pretty suspicious! 
JAKE: But thats not the point!
JAKE: The point is im doing an important job and its very rewarding and fuck dude. 
JAKE: Just so much bloody adventure! 
JAKE: That i totally love! And its good for me. 
JAKE: I love to be alone in an island and youre doing a bangup job convincing me otherwise bro. 
DIRK: It sounds great, really. 
DIRK: I'm sure the natural stalactites are aesthetically pleasing.
DIRK: What is Xanadu without its caverns measureless to man? 
JAKE: There you go being all uppity and flaunting your knowledge of history again!!!
JAKE: I know youre being slippery and facetious here but youre right! Unironically!! 
JAKE: Theres nothing like finding terrors in a ruin to make your fucking day.
DIRK: Terrors.
JAKE: Treasures. I meant to say treasures. 
JAKE: But yes those too!
JAKE: Terrors! Awesome! 
JAKE: Thats all there really is to say on the matter!!!
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