Burning Down the House

DIRK: Is this jocular, or accusatory?

JAKE: Either. Now that im thinking about it i havent seen hide nor hair of you since arriving!

JAKE: Not that bro hide nor bro hair was running at a surplus before anyway.

DIRK: I've been busy, dude.

DIRK: What do you want me to say?

DIRK: I've spent my time longingly looking upon our chats, wondering where it all went wrong?

DIRK: Yearning for a simpler time when Hal was here to make things worse?

DIRK: Pretending like every social link I've got isn't a blighted fucking wasteland?

DIRK: I don't know what to tell you, bro.

DIRK: I've been breaking robots.

DIRK: Taking out the trash.

JAKE: Chickens fucking dickens. Thats all i wanted to know.

JAKE: You know id be totally down to help break robots and all.

DIRK: Not to correct your own opinion, but you fucking loathed the brobot.

JAKE: Well thats just not true at all.

JAKE: Maybe i liked getting pummelled into the dirt every day put those eyebrows down.

DIRK: I can copy and paste what you said with my voice right now.

JAKE: What does that even mean.

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