DIRK: Is this jocular, or accusatory?
JAKE: Either. Now that im thinking about it i havent seen hide nor hair of you since arriving!
JAKE: Not that bro hide nor bro hair was running at a surplus before anyway.
DIRK: I've been busy, dude.
DIRK: What do you want me to say?
DIRK: I've spent my time longingly looking upon our chats, wondering where it all went wrong?
DIRK: Yearning for a simpler time when Hal was here to make things worse?
DIRK: Pretending like every social link I've got isn't a blighted fucking wasteland?
DIRK: I don't know what to tell you, bro.
DIRK: I've been breaking robots.
DIRK: Taking out the trash.
JAKE: Chickens fucking dickens. Thats all i wanted to know.
JAKE: You know id be totally down to help break robots and all.
DIRK: Not to correct your own opinion, but you fucking loathed the brobot.
JAKE: Well thats just not true at all.
JAKE: Maybe i liked getting pummelled into the dirt every day put those eyebrows down.
DIRK: I can copy and paste what you said with my voice right now.
JAKE: What does that even mean.