Burning Down the House

KARKAT: SO IT'S LIKE, A SHOW ABOUT THE DESCENDANTS OF HISTORICAL FIGURES.

KARKAT: AND THEY'RE ALL CLONES OF THOSE HISTORICAL FIGURES.

KARKAT: THEY'RE WEIRD, HORMONAL TEENS, BUT THEY'RE STILL HISTORICAL FIGURES.

KARKAT: AND YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT IT BEING OF ITS ERA.

KARKAT: BUT IT'S STILL REALLY COMPELLING CHARACTER DRAMA.

SOLLUX: thats s0 stupid.

SOLLUX: and im stupider because 0f y0u telling me ab0ut it.

SOLLUX: were d00med again just because y0u t00k the 0nly thinkpan fragments ive g0t left and spent them 0n y0ur shitty cart00n.

KARKAT: CAN YOU NOT FUCKING SHAME ME FOR ONCE.

KARKAT: LIKE, ONCE IN OUR MISERABLE FUCKING LIVES?

KARKAT: I SAT THROUGH ALL OF TROLL HALT AND CATCH FIRE BECAUSE YOUR STUPID, THINKPERISHED ASS WOULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

KARKAT: I HAVE THE FUCKING LOGS SAVED!

SOLLUX: d0 y0ur l0gs include y0u livebl0gging the wh0le thing t0 me.

KARKAT: OF COURSE.

SOLLUX: exactly. besides, thats n0t the same thing at all, idi0t.

SOLLUX: that sh0w was all ab0ut h0w it challenged what it meant t0 l0se.

SOLLUX: and what its like when y0ure d00med t0 fail by hist0ry itself.

SOLLUX: i w0nder why i wanted y0u t0 watch that. huh. wh0 FUCKING kn0ws. maybe itd be relevant?

SOLLUX: give me a fucking break lma0.

KARKAT: YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY.

SOLLUX: whatever.

KARKAT: FUCK YOU, WHATEVER.

KARKAT: I'M PLAYFULLY FUCKING TEASING YOU ABOUT YOUR TEENAGE INTERESTS BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN MOTHERFUCKING AGES.

KARKAT: AND YOU'RE OUT HERE BEING A NOOKSNIFFER!

SOLLUX: playfully teasing? lma0 dude

KARKAT: FUCK YOU.

KARKAT: I SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU AT THE BOTTOM OF THAT STAIRCASE.

KARKAT: WHERE YOU *BELONGED*.

SOLLUX: but y0u didnt.

KANAYA: Can You Two Keep Quiet For A Fucking Moment

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