Burning Down the House

JAKE: You should really be more careful jade!
JAKE: Ive fought these guys a million times and every time theyre fiercer than the last!
JADE: i'm sure they're good little guys!
JADE: look at this little puppy. 
JADE: hes got the big wonderful snake eyes.
JAKE: Ok but if you die from a snake bite im NOT saving you!
JADE: you totally would! XP 
JAKE: Nuh uh. Itd be harder than you think im sure! 
JAKE: Snake bites are always really complicated for some reason. Like they have poisons but its always more than meets the eye! 
JAKE: I saw in a movie once a guy who was bitten by a snake and his whole body deteriorated and decayed right out from underneath him!
JADE: that was in a movie though. 
JAKE: Thats true. And the lady love spared nary a thought to it when they were-
JADE: jake!!! XP 
JAKE: Right sorry. 
JADE: snake bites are probably fine. 
JADE: youre going to have to try harder than that to make me afraid of these guys. <:P
JADE: ... are you sure youre going to be okay out here?
JADE: out here alone, even.
JAKE: To tell the truth jade im not damn sure at all.
JAKE: Im certainly at no risk of dying heroicly or justly out here at least. 
JAKE: But its where im comfortable! 
JAKE: Its nice and safe and i can hardly complain about that. 
JADE: you just said it wasnt safe. :/
JAKE: I said what i said!
JAKE: And if worse comes to worst i can always just telephone you all and thatll be the day. 
JAKE: Jesus fricking christmas jade its like im off to the war and giving up all my material possessions! 
JADE: it just seems... dangerous is all. 
JAKE: Ill be fine! I swear!
JAKE: I just need some time away from people so i can figure out what im doing wrong. 
JADE: youre not doing anything wrong!
JAKE: Then why is this an argument jade. 
JADE: its... thats not what i mean.
JADE: i dont think this is a good idea at all. 
JADE: all your friends and family are in can town village and youre out here on hellmurder island doing... fuck all!!!! 
JAKE: Its not fuckall! Ive got movies. 
JAKE: And im caring for the lususes! Thats something. 
JAKE: Im sure kanaya and rose would say thats the noblest thing since st george took down the dragon. Or whatever myth they come up with. 
JAKE: There are a lot of big noble heroes out there they could pull from. 
JADE: would they be okay with you murdering them when they scare you?
JAKE: Probably not but they dont have to know that. 
JAKE: Id just prefer an arms distance is all. 
JAKE: Of course an arms distance can be pretty far with the right arm!
JAKE: And the right catalyst and payload.
JADE: *deepest sigh* 
JADE: very funny guns joke, jake.
JADE: if you insist that this is right i guess i can only take you at your word. 
JADE: i have things i need to do like everyone else and i have to get going if im going to get there ahead of time. 
JADE: so im gonna be going. 
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