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DAVE: i dunno dude

DAVE: im just ready for it to be over i guess

DAVE: ive spent the whole time weve been here on earth barely present

DAVE: just like

DAVE: straight up nonexistent

DAVE: thinking about it

DAVE: like what else will we wind up losing

DAVE: if the alchemiters kick it well be fucked

DAVE: and i guess were immortal so we wont die from starvation

DAVE: but shit its not like any of us know how to farm

DAVE: do any of us know how to farm

DAVE: the mayor does but hes got bigger duties these days

DAVE: i guess jade could maybe

DAVE: but maybe the garden in her handle was like the therapist in roses

DAVE: something to aspire to

DAVE: yeah but like.... on a bigger level

DAVE: do we have like

DAVE: agriculture

DAVE: exactly

DAVE: it just seems like shit never really ends for us

DAVE: just keeps going and going until it becomes unsustainable

DAVE: you think youve moved past something and either you secretly didnt

DAVE: or you develop some new thing to never get the fuck over

DAVE: god im glad we left in 2009

DAVE: advice dog

DAVE: i dunno its just kinda how it is in the future i guess

DAVE: just build on top of the previous shit until its just so far removed from the source its unrecognizeable without the knowledge of each thing beneath it

DAVE: guess thats all technology really

DAVE: dont know how computers work at all

DAVE: i know theres a graphics card but what the fuck is it doing

DAVE: and then i guess you just build on that

DAVE: when was the last time i actually thought about how to phrase something so itll sit in my hash modus

DAVE: never is when

DAVE: ive certainly never had blood on my hands because of messing that one up

DAVE: i just got so used to it that it became subconscious

DAVE: maybe its kind of like that

DAVE: on the subject of jokes

DAVE: if you remember 2011 did obama ever make good on his promise of ending war

DAVE: damn

DAVE: each other maybe

DAVE: thatd fuckin suck

DAVE: suddenly were gonna be like

DAVE: jane your presidential policies are too neoliberal and roxy is a weak centrist for supporting you

DAVE: time to die by my boyfriends fucking blade i guess

DAVE: itd be insane

DAVE: i dont fuckin know

DAVE: karkat what even is your formal position

DAVE: like your job title

DAVE: not what i mean

DAVE: maybe job titles are a thing of the past

DAVE: and were all gonna be like

DAVE: disruptor of the scavenging market

DAVE: rockstar 7/11 raiders

DAVE: dream alchemists

DAVE: can maintenance jedi

DAVE: synergizing with the mayoral office

DAVE: this bit isnt funny

DAVE: i didnt take like

DAVE: history classes or social sciences or whatever

DAVE: had to learn a lot of social shit the hard way i guess

DAVE: tripping over myself like a stupid idiot

DAVE: learning shit from rose who also had a weak at best grasp on it

DAVE: the dumb motherfuckers leading the dumber motherfuckers

DAVE: do i

DAVE: yeah i believe you

DAVE: it was just a scenario i made up just to cut down

DAVE: the details arent really important as much as that its stupid and absurd

DAVE: hold on you needed convincing

DAVE: you couldnt see her part fish part bug alien face and be like

DAVE: damn thats an alien

DAVE: you couldnt tell from her typing quirk being unintelligible then