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You are now JADE HARLEY.

You recently won a session of the video game SBURB, with the help of your friends and family. Now, you're talking over the details of your friend and ectobiological father, JAKE ENGLISH's living situation on HELLMURDER ISLAND, which he is clinging to for the time being.

You are also currently lurking in the jungles, making friends with LUSII NATURAE, or "freaks of nature". But you think that name is RATHER MEAN, so you call them... lusii still. The common vernacular is a difficult combatant to win against.

What will you do?