Burning Down the House

MARY: "They don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in VWs."

JANE: Oh, hoo hoo. >:B

JANE: I was never "groovy" enough to "keep on steppin'" with the "space cadets" then, but I loved those tie-dye "flower power" visuals.

MARY: Really...?

JANE: Of course, I've always been, what was the phrase. "Jive turkeys", something like that. And now they're on to what is it, "wack"?

MARY: No offense, but I can kind of tell... It's like you read them out of a book.

JANE: Newspapers, mostly. :B

JANE: Lord forgive me, I'd hate to see what's coming up on the Internet these days.

MARY: It's as intelligent as you'd expect.

JANE: Coming out of universities, I'd hope so!

MARY: Haha, no, they are still college kids.

JANE: Ah. Shame.

JANE: ...

JANE: "Square", that's always one that's stuck with me.

JANE: Shoot, do I look like I know what a "home-skillet" is?

JANE: My son's never been into any of that stuff, for better or worse.

JANE: He just does his good turn daily and keeps himself clean, seems to cotton to the family business, and that's all I can ask for.

MARY: Your son?

JANE: Yes, why he's watching the till right now, while I'm at lunch.

MARY: ... It must be nice.

JANE: It's very difficult to complain.

MARY: Mm...

MARY: My lunch break is ending soon, so I'll find myself out of your hair.

MARY: It's been nice.

JANE: Before you "peace out", as they say, do you care for these?

JANE: I picked this up by mistake, I thought I had gotten something else...

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