Karkat, Roxy, and the Mayor: Teach Jack Noir to be a friend.
KARKAT: THANK YOU FOR THE ASSISTANCE ON THIS ONE.
ROXY: jack noir huh
ROXY: only heard the rumors about that guy
ROXY: my sesh's got locked up immediately for bein a chump
ROXY: i dont think he killed a single one of us lol
KARKAT: WELL THIS GUY'S GOT LORE. LIKE, A LOT OF IT.
KARKAT: THE TOME OF THIS GUY'S LIFE IS FUCKHUGE.
KARKAT: DO YOU REMEMBER THE RED MILES?
ROXY: oh boy do i
ROXY: those guys HURT
KARKAT: YOU ACTUALLY TOUCHED THEM? ARE YOU FUCKING PAN-FRIED??
ROXY: yeah lmao
ROXY: took a fat L from em
ROXY: rip to my livin self
KARKAT: SO MAYBE YOU'RE NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS.
KARKAT: THEY WERE LIKE, HIS ATTACK. HE DID THAT.
ROXY: haha thats pretty funny
KARKAT: YOU'RE REALLY CASUAL ABOUT GOING TO DINNER WITH SOMEONE WHO KILLED YOU.
ROXY: yeah i mean im still friends with janey
ROXY: gonna take more than that to get ridda me :3
ROXY: n e way dude i am totally down to help with a redemption arc
KARKAT: WELL, THAT'S THE THING.
KARKAT: I'M NOT SURE IF IT EVEN IS A REDEMPTION ARC.
KARKAT: BUT WE CAN DISCUSS THAT LATER.
ROXY: what do u propose we start w/
KARKAT: ...
KARKAT: ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH TRUST-BUILDING EXERCISES.
ROXY: lets start with somethin soft
ROXY: the two of you will sit back to back
ROXY: ill give one of you a drawing pad
ROXY: and the otherll get a picture to describe
ROXY: the one of you thats drawing will have to draw the picture
ROXY: described only by the words the other is saying!
ROXY: easy enuff.
KARKAT: CAN I FILE A FORMAL COMPLAINT WITH THE SYSTEM?
ROXY: historically speaking no
KARKAT: WELL TOO NOOK-FUCKING BAD. I AM.
KARKAT: THIS IS NOT, AND I QUOTE, "EASY ENOUGH".
KARKAT: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DESCRIBE THIS?
ROXY: use your heart and your mind in sync
ROXY: tap into your life and love and look at the picture
ROXY: and stop whining
ROXY: this was your idea lol
KARKAT: FINE.
The kid doesn't know what he's talking about. "A demon with an elephant nose"? You're tempted to just turn around and look at the picture yourself, and get it done right. Luckily, you also think you know what he's talking about, despite it making no damn sense.
KARKAT: I'M FORMALLY CONTESTING THIS RESULT TOO.
KARKAT: HE DIDN'T EVEN DRAW WHAT I TOLD HIM TO.
KARKAT: THIS TEST HAS BEEN A COMPLETE FAILURE ON ALL ACCOUNTS!
ROXY: welllll ACKSHUALLY...
ROXY: he kinda did perfectly
KARKAT: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
ROXY: its a picture of a dog :)